The 2020 Election: Delaying the Inevitable

God there are several PA residents on UP happy to count the damn votes for free. END THIS

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https://twitter.com/FiveThirtyEight/status/1324373728860508165?s=20

Give his pony a break, it was taking time off for administrative work.

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The one third- my wife is dead, BUT MAH TAXES

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Took the last two days off. Back “working” today lol

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What the fuck

I believe the lede here is “33% of those who have a relative dead from COVID” voted for f’in Trump!

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I got this text message, They are still grifting.

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Well Allegheny County is Pittsburgh. Which should be Dem-controlled?

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“We realized that these ballots are going to be a lot of work to count up, and it’s been a busy week, so we’ll start looking at them on Friday. Maybe finish up next week some time, I guess.”

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LOL.

“Sorry, I only do 10x match!”

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Luckily I think we cross the line in PA without needing those 35k, but god damn it.

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When are we getting the next Arizona results?

https://twitter.com/renato_mariotti/status/1324236577862750208

Facebook is a hell of a drug. Literally nothing else could have done this. Mark Zuckerburg is super fucking lucky I’m not going to be the next Democratic AG… I’d make Bill Barr look nonpartisan. I’d have the FBI scamming GOP members of state houses into plotting illegal activities. We’d be running stings all over the place.

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https://www.reddit.com/r/PresidentialRaceMemes/comments/jo6g7a/leaked_footage/

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If they take longer to count, does that leave less room for Trump legal shenanigans?

At least this Nate puts himself out there a bit and says where he thinks we land when we’re done.

https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/1324373996478046215?s=20

https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/1324374922370682880?s=20

I would think the longer this goes on, the more public opinion shifts to thinking something nefarious is happening.

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