Suzzerwalrus Reveal Thread

I sent one but I feel like In the interest of fairness, if you don’t get replacements for all of them, you should stick with all the original submissions.

This thread is definitely not building to a face-melting crescendo.

And hardly a dirty dick to be found as well.

It’s not my fault none of you know how to rock. Have any of you even been to an Ozzy Osbourne concert?

We can’t all be mudfuckers.

I should have participated in this Walrus, I’ve been to multiple Ozzy and Sabbath (with Ozzy) shows!

I think I could score high in your anthem category with one try. Has everybody already submitted? Also, is it supposed to be unknown or can it be a lesser known song from a well known band?

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Repalcements sent. Let’s hope suzzer’s wishes for his dick are fulfilled.

Don’t get the dick in the dirt thing. Who rocks out to music that way?

It’s like if the American Pie cast attended Woodstock 99 I guess?

Do we need to get clovis in here to discuss kink shaming?

What if kink shaming is my kink?

I don’t

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Took me a second.

Damn what a sausage fest UP is.

Dick in the dirt is a state of mind. Anyone can achieve it!

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It was a nice try, but “dick in the dirt” is not going to happen.

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Not with this group of emo milquetoasts that’s for sure. :crazy_face:

But you sure as hell can make me cry - knocked that one out of the park. I should have previewed the anthems, then I’d have known to finish with the cry category to go out on a high note.

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but…

i don’t want to?

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How do you know if you never tried it?

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Me neither

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