SARS-CoV-2: Electric Superflu

NY has suspended all evictions statewide. Hopefully other states follow suit.

Florida literally never does this

“My big worry continues to be that Americans are just too selfish and stupid to take serious measures, and we’ll end up half assing it which won’t save enough lives and will superfuck the economy.”

It almost sure as shit is gonna be this.

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Well. Link didn’t work but a congressman from Florida has it.

https://twitter.com/politico/status/1240416233972957184

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Maybe there is a god and this will only infect conservatives. Has anyone tested this null hypothesis yet?

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The answer is to mass boycott these places and put them out of business but your average American slappy thinks Papa John’s is good pizza.

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Guy’s a shitbag. Ivan Drago jiff

Our economy is over given oil prices but gotta say my government is killing it in the response.

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So far, more than 1.3 million people have used the AHS COVID-19 online self-assessment tool, while nearly 14,500 tests have been conducted. That means about one

in every ### Albertans have been tested for COVID-19.

“Per capita, we are testing more than any jurisdiction in North America, and to put that in perspective, that means that we’ve done one test for approximately every 290 Albertans,” Hinshaw said. “Our labs are doing amazing things, as are our health care providers, those who are tracing contacts, those who are running Health Link phone lines and those who are running assessment centres.”

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Eh, she’s just saying the quiet parts out loud.

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What did she say originally that causes the stir? I only saw the apology

https://mobile.twitter.com/ShimonPro/status/1240408855407931394

https://mobile.twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1240411274401533954

Good. Drive in movie theaters are fun

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Unless I’m only finding a partial, she said this would resolve itself by midsummer because either a solution will be found or all the people who are going to die will die.

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From Ally Bank

Here is a summary of updates that we hope will help.

Suspended fees at Ally Bank. For the next 120 days, we’re waiving fees for overdrafts, excessive transactions for savings and money market accounts, and expedited shipping of checks and debit cards. As always, there are no monthly maintenance fees or balance minimums to bank with us. If you have questions, contact us at 1-877-247-2559. We’re here 24/7.

Deferred payments for Ally Auto financing. You can defer your payment for up to 120 days. During this time, finance charges will accrue, but you won’t be charged any late fees. Starting March 20, you’ll be able to log in at ally.com/auto to defer your payments. (It’s easy to set up your username and password if you haven’t already.) If you need help today, call us at 1-888-925-2559 any time before 10 pm ET. We’re also deferring payments for new auto financing, so the first payment isn’t due for 90 days.

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She didn’t even say she opposed shutting down, just that it was inevitable things would end relatively soon one way or the other.

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Almost 3k new cases and still hardly any testing anywhere in USA #1. WAAF.

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Hudgens reminds people they are not immortal, is subsequently cancelled, news at 11

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Geez, ‘China Virus’ has fucking caught on with the media.