SARS-CoV-2: Electric Superflu

Just hit some tennis balls w buddy. 1 have a small moving radius due to hammy injury but feels so good to hit.

Dogs will be hitting us up for a walk when the wife’s done wfh.

The new normal.

I’m 2 on the sides 5 on top. But 4 on top will do in a pinch.

No they don’t. I wish that worldmeter site would get updated faster.

Glycerine if you can find that.

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Soap dude - it’s all we’ve got and it’s fine.

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Red mullet?

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“Contagion” references are ubiquitous itt but the real horror film to watch right not would be “Children of Men.”

Lots of peeps forget that a pandemic bird flu is one of the catalysts of the story that unfolds.

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It sounds weird but i have a huge head. Super short on the sides with a little more length on top makes my head look smaller for about a month until it starts growing out again. Then I slowly transform into an orangutan.

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The main thing Contagion really got wrong was people refusing to take the disease seriously because the host of NBC’s The Apprentice told them it was all a hoax.

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I’ve seen my aunts and uncles posting about isolating themselves lately. I think FoxNews is scaring them now. The good news is they turn on a dime and instantly forget what they believed yesterday.

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Trump suspended evictions and foreclosures? That’s November taken care of.

Boris Johnson for the past 4+ years : “Don’t listen to these so called experts predicting doom and gloom. Project fear is nonsense we can have everything we want and go on as normal no matter what the nerds say!”

Boris Johnson today : “Why is no one listening to our experts who are predicting doom and gloom? People should be too afraid to be out and about but they think they can go on as normal even if the nerds say otherwise.”

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1,000 bed hospital ship coming to NY

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Link? I get burned reposting shit from here all the time.

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How many beds do you think would fit into that warehouse?

dunno - that’s in norfolk, va

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cuomo mentioned it in his daily presser. photo from nytimes.

0? I go 00000 baby.

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Not everyone is blessed with a little head…

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