SARS-CoV-2: Electric Superflu

https://twitter.com/SenWarren/status/1240030852182130695

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I expect the impact to be minimal, the dead will stay dead and the bereaved will be sad, only with technology now

https://mobile.twitter.com/WIRED/status/1240034387804270597

B+ here - I guess I’m in the middle.

I’m O. I always secretly knew it was the best.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/CNBC/status/1240040650252435457

He makes a very, very, very strong point!

https://mobile.twitter.com/ForTheWin/status/1240039849349885953

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Go buy a plug in lamp.

Why oh why couldn’t she just have been like this all the time?

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Based on traffic and parking lots the past 2 days, I’d say the number of people around me taking this seriously is ~3.50%

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Does he actually stay out of the club? :thinking:

Ludicrous speed right after this recess

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So I’ve got a move to our new home scheduled on Saturday.

Guess who’s movers got Coronavirus!

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Traffic here yesterday was as bad as any Monday but noticeably lighter today. Also helps not having school buses all over the place.

NBA players get all the fucking tests.

Is it bad to say that I’m kind of happy the rich ungrateful [black] millionaires getting all the tests might actually stimulate the right-wing hive mind to demand more testing along with the rest of us?

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is it really “hospital beds” or respirators that matter?

https://twitter.com/Indivisible_KY3/status/1240036191455625218

Leaving college to move back in with mom and dad and study online seems pretty terrible… and it is all to save the lives of old people who refuse to support universal healthcare or free education.

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Both, and icu beds, and nurses and doctors.