SARS-CoV-2: Electric Superflu

[6ix]

Your honor, why would I steal that thousand dollars? I already have like 50k. It’s ludicrous!

[anon92450360]

I was told I could not buy a CPAP without a prescription but apparently one can buy 1255 of them ?

[6ix]

Hey should we shove all-in the entire 500mm? Nah, that’d look too suspicious. Let’s just do 5 or so and hope for a jury of Limitguys.

[anon92450360]

https://www.orlandosentinel.com/opinion/scott-maxwell-commentary/os-op-florida-hidden-coronavirus-unemployment-numbers-scott-maxwell-20200331-474tvnpx7bhd5humb4j7v5ulry-story.html

[olink]

@zikzak

Do you honestly think they’re just keeping that info to themselves?

I think they’re using it to try and sell me stuff and selling it to others who want to try to sell me stuff.

How do you think they’re using it?

[anon92450360]

What are the chances we don’t get an updated unemployment rate in USA #1 this Friday?

[6ix]

@limitguy

witch hunt based on… no… critical thought.

Witches don’t exist. Insider traders and war profiteers do.

[beetlejuice]

https://twitter.com/FOX13News/status/1245399803871350784?s=20

[6ix]

@JonnyA

Many (all?) fund managers know that this analysis is done, so even when they have inside information the limit the size of their trades so it is not out of the ordinary. Sure you make less on each trade, but do it often enough and it adds up. There is a reason that it’s almost always individuals caught (and often not the super wealthy) for insider trading and not funds.

@6ix

Hey should we shove all-in the entire 500mm? Nah, that’d look too suspicious. Let’s just do 5 or so and hope for a jury of Limitguys.

heh

[6ix]

@Bryce

Wrong. Witches are very real.

touche

[zikzak]

@olink

How do you think they’re using it?

@zikzak

I have total confidence that private companies with unrestricted access to the details of every purchase I make will never, ever mishandle or misuse that information.

I say it sarcastically, you seem to believe it’s true. Cambridge Analytica says hi.

[feedthabeast]

Welp finally some good news. My girlfriend can take paid leave to stay at home and watch our kid, keep her insurance and get basically 90% of her salary between the pay and unemployment.

[Trolly]

I’m still at the “everyone is still figuring out how Zoom works” stage of the pandemic.

[kre8tive]

He was the former Acting Administrator of the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services under Obama, so I assumed he has some credibility.

[olink]

So you’re worried about being more effectively manipulated by the media you consume? I mean that’s fair I guess but its not a high priority for me. If it’s more than that, sorry man you’re gonna have to spell it out for me.

[TheDuker]

Those old machines won’t work any more. The latest version of my credit card has no raised numbers.

[limitguy]

Why don’t you make the case using stock trades and senate closed door meeting dates that makes you think its likely shes guilty of something. We can start there and go to the next step. I am not arguing for her innocence, maybe she is guilty of something here. I am just making the case she is being crucified by people reading nothing more than misleading headlines, and I haven’t seen any facts that to me show any proof of anything.

[Nicholasp27]

Tough to say we’ve passed inflection point in new cases when we don’t test enough.

[Nicholasp27]

Looks like Daliman from 2+2 booked 1k action there

[Trolly]

Eh, if we’re systematically undercounting people, the overall trend will stay the same.