SARS-CoV-2: Electric Superflu

My work is now saying that the first responders who typically do things like first aid, temp checking, etc. are no longer allowed to take our temperature because of risk to them. So if you feel bad, go home and take your own temperature, if it’s ok you can come back. Like…what.

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Unless you the YOLO type, LOL @ anyone having sex right now.

Like, even with the wife? I mean, we share a bed and house. If one of us is infected we’re both getting it, regardless of whether we have sex.

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I think these numbers are all end of day or late afternoon. Looks encouraging, but would obviously like to see this pattern continue for a few more days.

Trump: ‘New York area should be quarantined’

While the New York governor delivers his daily briefing, President Trump tells reporters he is thinking of enacting a quarantine on New York, as well as Connecticut and New Jersey.

“We’d like to see New York quarantined because it’s a hotspot — New York, New Jersey, maybe one or two other places, certain parts of Connecticut quarantined,” he said on his way to Virginia to see a US Navy hospital ship off on its two-day journey to New York City.

"I’m thinking about that right now. We might not have to do it, but there’s a possibility that sometime today we’ll do a quarantine - short-term two weeks for New York, probably New Jersey and parts of Connecticut.”

Let us know what you hear back… Hopefully it’s good news.

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The Chinese national virus will be a weird name when the US doubles the entire ROW in cases.

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fyp

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https://twitter.com/NatashaBertrand/status/1243897376609308672?s=19

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I had this one, so I chose to believe.

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Jesus, people. If you can have sex have sex. Be responsible, but fuck.

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now He is quarantining New York until Easter? Talk about your mixed messages!

Italy’s death toll hits 10,000

Another terrible day for Italy, with another 889 deaths in 24 hours. Italy has now seen 10,023 deaths and over 92,000 cases. Some 70,000 are currently infected and 12,384 have recovered.

Changes his mind hourly. Stable genius

Asked again about Mr Trump’s claim that a lockdown of New York would be “enforceable”, Governor Andrew Cuomo repeats that he doesn’t even understand what the president suggested.

“I don’t even know what that means. I don’t know how that can be legally enforceable. And from a medical point of view, I don’t know what you would be accomplishing.”

“But I can tell you I don’t even like the sound of it, not really knowing what it is. But I don’t like the sound of it.”

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Good rule of thumb is to have as much sex as Trump and Melania. (With Ivanka and tennis pro?)

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Not to worry. It’ll be the Blue State Virus as NY and California go thru their peaks. When Texas does, it’ll be the Illegal Immigrant Virus. There’s no shortage of Others to blame to make sure we know this isn’t Trump’s fault.

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So who had accidental armed conflict between New York and Rhode Island on their “most ridiculous possible outcomes of a Trump Administration” bingo card?

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Isn’t this super common to have gotten for most people in the US?

It seems like Rhode Island’s brilliant plan of sending the National Guard door to door to hunt for those sick New Yorkers is more likely to turn the Guard into super spreaders than anything else. One doorbell at a time…

And what are they going to do when someone doesn’t answer the door or says “No New Yorkers here!”, like unconstitutional searches or what?

That governor needs to get primaried.

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