I think we put our less severe lockdowns in place earlier on our regional/local curves than Italy did. It’s possible that’s what’s going on right now. Or we’re under testing and under reporting Trumps going to declare victory like two days before we get completely and utterly destroyed by this thing.
Maybe 20% chance we’re going to dodge the bullet, 80% chance we’re fucked?
Hey, G-7, just kick us the fuck out already. It’s fine.
Sincerely,
The 40% of Americans Who Aren’t Fucking Stupid
I have this sick feeling that Trump gets re-elected if we have significantly fewer deaths than projected. What am I supposed to root for?
Hey watch it now! That’s not nice. 
You root for less deaths and make peace with Trump getting reelected. I already made peace with it. Fuck, I even used my one time on it!
I concur, in a landslide. Root for less death, hope for a miracle in November.
Root for one particular COVID death.
Just caught this ad hitting Trump on corona
From a pro-Biden super PAC
If Chinese government officials are spreading the conspiracy theory that the US military originated the virus then their ought to be diplomatic consequences to spreading that sort of propaganda. Fuck that.
Cuomo’s doing a great job. Powerpoint presentations like he has been doing should be the standard for this sort of thing.
This is a lousy ad.
In my experience, here’s how this goes down:
Step 1: See Twitter post
Step 2: Landlord falls behind with the bank, tenants think they have cracked the code
Step 3: Foreclosure
Step 4: Inso0’s company buys building at 30 cents on the dollar because we have acorns squirreled away for situations like this
Step 5: Every single tenant gets evicted once the dust settles
Step 6: Building is filled back up and becomes a cash cow
Step 7: Original owner is found in the bathtub hugging a toaster and Unstuck politics laughs at him and his just desserts
We contacted our banks today to see if they’d be willing to accept interest only payments on mortgages for the time being to preserve capital in preparation for a shopping spree on the back end of this thing. One hard “no” from Spring Bank, but the other 4 will get back to us.
He calls himself NotBruceZ, but he reminds me infinitely more of another 2p2 personality, David Sklansky. In fact, he reminds me more of DS than any other poster in any forum I’ve seen in my life.
“Some have an insufficiently high SAT score to comprehend this, but Bayesian theory mandates that I must root for coronavirus to eradicate 50m Americans, assuming of course that that subset of Americans are in fact lower SAT-score-havers than the national median. This will make our nation better at formal math, as the top 35.7% of this forum will understand. DUCY?”
If it makes you feel better, lots of poors are going to die and get thrown out on the street.
Inso where do you think these new tenants come from?
Inso0 is excited to capitalize and sees lots of personal upside in evictions, homelessness, bankruptcy, and suicide.
Hey Inso0, man to man, human to human, I mean this in a very genuine and profound way. Fuck you, you racist, piece of shit scumbag.
One of the best arguments for public housing is the absolute scum that is drawn to landlording poors. Exhibit A right here.
Bauer, a manufacturer of hockey equipment, is offering to modify its visor production to create medical supplies.
Frank Gunn/The CANADIAN PRESS
Had to check that the snippet is not cropping that picture - but no that’s the full picture they went with when referencing hockey visors 
Why is this pure fucking scum afforded the privilege of posting here?
What’s the problem? He probably thinks Uncle Joe is a great candidate!