You know this stuff bores him to no end, surely we can get him to agree to put someone else in charge and never speak publicly about it again. Would probably save about $5 trillion in market cap.
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trump: the problem with this one is it’s so contagious! record setting levels of contagious.
No, and ew.
hahaha what the hell i just got this email from our events coordinator
“you may have noticed a lot of shifts cancelling today. we had a lot more cancellations come in this past weekend/morning. as they come in, we will be adjusting the schedule. i hope this will end soon. in the meantime, california has made changes to unemployment with these lose (sic) of shifts, you can apply for unemployment to receive some compensation please feel free to look more into this”
thats it?!? cmon
“feel free to look more into this” is a direct quote from my employer on what to do. wow i am so fucked LOL
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It’s in Dublin, she has a sister but I don’t know if they’re making other arrangements. I don’t even know if other arrangements would help.
Hey @suzzer99 I’ll come help you. Let’s wait for them to hit the second location too, then get them for both scores. As punishment we’ll leave them in a dimly lit room with nothing to entertain them but the entire posting history of awval, nunnehi and SenorKeeeeeed and feed them nothing but vegemite. Every week or two, we’ll throw half a roll of toilet paper in and watch them fight over it.
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I honestly think shopping in a week would be better. Even Italy hasn’t closed grocery stores. I’m probably going to order some chili, cans of pineapple, and a few other things from costco.com. I’m fairly well stocked from my last trip but forgot a few items.
Found this in the bottom of my desk drawer, completely forgot I had it. How much can it fetch on the black market these days?
STOP LETTING TRUMP TAKE QUESTIONS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
I just phoned around the family…
@vincent 
My Aunt is all OK… There off to shop after I advised them to do so, she was not wanting to panic buy, so I asked her to do so on the non-perishables 
(She didn’t want to inconvenience the low paid) and she’s writing a list at this moment for the essentials…
My other aunt/uncle are in a panic as my uncle works in care homes fixing and replacing the fire alarms and he’s on call 24/7 and says its everywhere up north in Scotland with folks self isolation and not being tested. 
Raging at my parents though so I called their bro/sis and told them to tell them to panic and buy in stock and prepare for the worst.
I’m officially in panic mode, and with no job soon too brother what the fuck do we do?
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I wiped down all the groceries with Clorox wipes, she took off her shoes and washed her hands, she didn’t touch anything in my house and we walked outside to the terrace and stayed 5-6 feet apart without touching. It was cold so we then went inside and she sat by an open sliding glass door, again like 6 feet apart, and I wiped down the chair and anything else she touched.
Then when we broke down, we still managed to keep our faces about 3-4 feet apart and kept our hands off each other, and I showered immediately after. When she left I held her hand for a minute or so, then immediately washed my hands without touching anything. When she left I wiped down everything she was near.
If not for the sex I think the chances of transmission would be extremely low. With the sex, I don’t know. It doesn’t seem likely to be sexually transmitted, and given our position we couldn’t breathe on each others faces. I’m not saying it was smart, but once we made the decision it was the safest way we could.
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BevMo had a giant full bottle of hand sanitizer at the register. I think it’s worth more than any other bottle in the store except maybe Louis XVI cognac.
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Scored TP and water. Suck it hoarders!
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There’s been posters around town for weeks for an exhibition on 1940 called “Paris in exodus”. Today we got a message from friends that they made it across the German border and almost immediately saw an army convoy heading the other way. Pretty sure they were just securing the border and nothing more.
i wasn’t thinking it was dumb actually, was more thinking well, without insane precautions you’re going to get it like almost always from the person that comes inside your house, having handled all your food, so might as well have sex, and i truly don’t know whether this is correct or not.
I would totally wait if I were on my own. I have people depending on my from generations on both sides and it’s not really all up to me.
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Dr. Birx: millenials need to make some dank memes to slow the spread of coronavirus
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this press conference lmao… there’s no f’ing way he knew how to describe the test that he obviously didn’t take
“what was the medical test you took? can you describe it?”
“it was… uhhh, a test. we have great doctors and uhh… it was a medical test”
gotta stop laughing, hurts my chest 
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