watching the DJI flirting with -3000 next to his bumbling, lost, fat face is awesome
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Q: Does the buck stop with you Mr. President?
A: Normally [but not now]
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he just was saying that it was basically, “if they can get it quicker then they should. if we have to go through the federal government it’s going to take longer”
this press conference has been A+ watching while high.
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I’ve had a theory about that and it’s to do with peoples upbringing and the whole stupid idea of cleanliness next to godliness, if you capiche?
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Good luck getting two tests to clear you when you can’t even get the first one to prove you have the virus.
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Smack I’m not able to PM you but I and probably many others will help you out if needed.
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I mean it’s almost like all the people who said Trump would be a disaster were right. Not conclusive yet but lets see how this plays out…
(Currently watching my boomer trump voting mother who is here helping take care of my wife post-surgery panic in real time and call Trump a moron as they lose enormous amounts of money. Surreal)
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We’re going to see how “great” America is. Like Great Depression like great.
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Redacted for privacy.
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i’d like to see this acted out by jerry seinfeld and elaine bennes
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despite trump being terrible at this, somehow the scientific and medical advisers have started to get him to realize how serious this is
Best thing to come out of all of this is I don’t have to feel fat for ordering out all the time, now I can say I’m doing it to support local businesses.
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They should not go out, a healthy person should bring them what they need, drop it at the door and back away 6+ feet before they open it and wave and talk. They should disinfect everything and wash their hands before touching anything else. That would help reduce risk as much as possible. Ideally they’d pay with PayPal or Venmo, or do the same thing with the money as the food exchange - not get within six feet of each other while making it.
Honestly, if you tweet about it with some Dublin hashtags you might be able to find a good Samaritan willing to do it. I think a lot of young people want to help out their elderly neighbors. Some, at least.
This needs to be a Dem TV spot. Just play that line over and over.
It’s from Chiefsplanet - not my brother. I edited.
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I think the other precautions make the risk minimal, based on what we know about transmission.
The only thing I seem to have learned from these press conferences, is that for weeks, we’ve been just days away from having millions of tests!
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Is it mostly safe to order out?
Apparently, Idris Elba has coronavirus.
Had his daughter standing behind him on a video. Guess she’s getting it next.