SARS-CoV-2: Electric Superflu

I could get by with about 1 roll/month. Throw in my wife and daughter and we easily go through more than 5 per week.

San Fran ordering residents to stay home

This is not correct. His pony is being ridden by one of the four horsemen.

if a person comes in to your house having touched all of your groceries and hangs out for a while, aren’t you pretty likely to get it even if you don’t have sex with them?

> France to be locked down from Tuesday

President Macron is announcing a raft of measures as he puts France on a war-footing to fight the virus.

Here are the key details:

  • All non-essential movement to be banned from Tuesday midday for 15 days; residents must stay at home
  • Punishments for those flouting the regulations
  • Army to be used to help transport the sick to hospital
  • Military hospital to be used in Alsace, near German border
  • Borders to be closed in agreement with other European Union countries
  • Second round of local elections postponed
  • No business, regardless of size, will be allowed to fail

This seems just so wrong.

This thread has taken an extreme light hearted turn. Where’s @anon38180840 to bring the depression back?

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Carabiners work good too, and lots of people seem to have them around the house or clipped to their ass these days.

Donnie Dumb-Dumb: “People are talking about July, August, sometime like that … I’ve asked that question many, many times.”

LA can’t be far behind, they’re just easing us into it. This is why I waited in line for 2 hours to spend $700 at Costco this morning.

UK…

Here are the key points:

  • everyone in the UK is now being advised to avoid “non-essential” contact with others and “unnecessary” travel
  • people are also being asked to work from home “where they possibly can”, and avoid pubs, clubs, theatres and social venues
  • people are now being advised to stay at home for 14 days if they, or anyone in their household, has either a high temperature or a “new and continuous cough”
  • people in at-risk groups will be asked within days to be “largely shielded from social contact” for 12 weeks
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market tanking deeper in real time as trump speaks

Woof!

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FL gov issued an Executive Order putting people in charge of the public emergency and granting them a shit-ton of authority:

Cmon Seattle get your shit together!!

Is he talking again? Was wondering why the market just shaved another 2%.

He’s such a child. It really is incredible how easy it is to see that he knows nothing.

“We’re looking at that.”

“We’ll see.”

“Very talented people”

“strongly”

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Well I gave up arguing about it years ago.

Opens his mouth, we all lose our house

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Sir, if you don’t know that you can’t break bones with a blood alcohol level over a certain point, you aren’t drinking correctly.

Is there anyone under 60 with a healthy immune system who can shop for them once every two weeks? It might save all three of their lives. What part of the country is this in?