SARS-CoV-2: Electric Superflu

Appreciate it, and broke, but toxic pride. I’ll steal @suzzer99 's tuna if necessary. Saving my goodwill from you for when I’m a couch surfing hobo in my golden years.

I’m applying for jerbs anyway. If I stop whining about the plight of the small businessperson you’ll know I’ve become a wage indentured servant.

Damn, I didn’t know hobbits could catch covid-19.

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‘Marshall Law’ is trending on twitter. Humans deserve whatever’s coming for us

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The idea of not doing this because dying people might get sick from the materials is pfft.

Maybe it will kill people in this crisis but likely those people were close to death. It might also save people. This is not the time for anal regulations at the cost of all else. That has already seriously hampered the response in the US.

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Count me in. Im currently on a one week hiatus between jobs and I may never start the second one next week depending how the company responds to everything that happened this weekend.

Same here. From my first life in the grocery business I can tell you it is impossible to restock when the store is full of people.

It’s a good thing my last day working at the office is today because I’ve gotten into 3 arguments with my boss over how serious this shit is. He thinks everyone is over reacting and Twitter doctors from Italy are fake.

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You, me, @zikzak, and @DodgerIrish can form a gang. @suzzer99’s tuna will be our first big score.

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Somebody quarantine Bill OBrien

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I go to the store at like midnight sometimes and I enjoy the restocking and maintenance spectacle. I can see it only works when it’s me and three people buying vodka in the store.

Marshall Law is trending and no one’s making Tekken memes?

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I’m surprised ammo is sold out across town and online what with this being a liberal hoax and all.

https://twitter.com/jennycohn1/status/1239381465248362497

https://twitter.com/JamesStewartNYT/status/1239305959337537536

Sorry for the gloom.

Yikes. I work for my mom and she’s refusing to shut down the office. One of our employees (who is also my sister’s sister in law) was up throwing up all night and she still had her come in…she was miserable in our staff meeting but she’s still here. My mom is in a panic that we’ll lose money if she doesn’t get our upcoming events canceled so instead we can all just get sick.

I gave her an OK Boomer and just asked that she pays all my hosptial bills.

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We wake up - we go out
See a mask - throw it out!
See our friends - see the sights
Feel alright!

Did I infect you? I can’t be sure…
I can see, as she turns
We are all spreading germs

But we are young! We’ll get by!
And we ain’t gonna die!
Maybe you. Or your Mam.
But we’re alriiiiiiight.

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https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1239607900131164160

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Grunching. Mitt Romney just proposed a Universal Basic Income. The end times are upon us.

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Here we go…

Germany is going on semi-lockdown tomorrow (only „essential“ stores open, all the activities like church service, visits in hospitals, etc. that have already been closed or heavily restricted voluntarily are now mandatory, etc); the borders in the south have been closed since yesterday. The only thing that seems suboptimal is that flights from Iran etc. can still land without automatic quarantining of passengers.

Personally I would like to thank everyone who expressed support for my family situation in the other thread yesterday. It was something I needed to get off my chest.

Since I have my own home gym, but haven‘t used it in more than a year, I might as well start doing that again to make up for all you gym bro’s out there. Will do my third workout today.

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