This is what he texted me:
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https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/1239553159154057216?s=19
US Senator, or staffer, who can’t spell martial.
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I’m a cpa. We just had a meeting today about this. Smaller firm. About 20 employees.
It’s seems a lock they will auto extend everyone until 10-15, but nothing has been reported yet
I took cliff notes of the meeting for everyone. For the LoLs
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To me this is the first key to Surviving the economic impact of this. Keep people out of catastrophe, lets folks pay their bills which keeps a portion of the economy functioning and allowing for demand when it ends. If everyone is trying to catch up on past due bills they won’t buy anything other than necessities for a year or more.
Interests rates and liquidity levers are for when things start to ramp back up.
And the heck with 2%. Immediate 10% on wealth above $1B. Payable today.
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Just like Paris in 1940.
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Please stop misspelling “martial law”. Grammar Nazis need to unleash the grammar brownshirts on everyone.
Martial Law, like the short-lived TV series starring Sammo Hung, Arsenio Hall, and Kelly Hu.
Jesus, I fucking hate the Yang fans on twitter. How about instead of 1 million pictures of that guy’s face, we ask for some sourcing of this information? Who did Romney propose it to? How did the Tribune find out? Did he give them an interview? Was this statement made in passing while walking down the hall? What kind of fucking reporting is this?
Same buddy is also saying that even Tom Cotton was on tv this morning saying gov should give ppl cash. Crazy times.
Or it was just a clever deception.
Of course. Be sure to use your mouth when doing it since it’s germs on your hands that’ll spread viruses.
Interestingly, Mitt’s plan seems to call for assistance only for WORKING Americans, so fuck all ya’ll unemployed folk.
I guess when we hit 20% unemployment, it should be easy to pay for it.
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Lol “Work extra hard now in case of govt shutdown.”
Work you monkeys, wooooorrrrkkkkkkkkk!
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It can’t be transmitted over the phone, so you should be fine.
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That was a direct quote.
Watching pre-Netflix Chappelle. And it made me think…
What if the cure for coronavirus was R Kelly peeing on you? Who’s getting peed on by the singer of “I Believe I Can Fly”?
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The President
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Can almost guarantee they are operating off of news for a week or two ago about how it spreads, and don’t realize it can be aerosolized.
The media did a bad job early on explaining that the “facts” about how it spreads and stuff were really best guesses that would be continually updated and shifting over time as more research was done.
Seems unlikely anyone on a cruise ship right now is going to be able to avoid lock down quarantine against their will. So she might want to come to Jesus on that reality.