Once again find ourselves gathered on these rocky shores, preparing to cast judgement on the sonic predilections of our fellow contestants. It’s a masochistic endeavor that will be puzzling anthropologists for centuries.
Turn by turn, we shall ascend the The Rock of Judgement and declare our findings.
Scores will be tallied.
Butts will be hurt.
And at the end of this sordid display one shall emerge victorious, earning bragging rights that will confuse and dismay their real-life acquaintances.
Let The Walrus begin.
special thanks to @RiskyFlush for lending his time, creativity and photoshop skillz.
There are categories where I have hopes to finish on the podium. Pauwl’s category isn’t one of them. I’ll settle for a solid finish in the middle of the pack.
Listening to my Walrus playlist right now and this song comes on that made me think: “Hey, that’s neat. I like that. That’s a really good one.” I checked what it was only to find out that’s one of the songs I submitted. I was lazy and just added your submissions to my Walrus research/candidates playlist. Turns out I have really great taste.
I predict that you will either hate my submission for your category and rank it dead last, or you’ll laugh so hard at how completely ridiculously over the top it is that you’ll just have to put it on the podium for the sheer audacity.
