POTUS BOWL 2020: A MEME IS A WISH YOUR <3 MAKES

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Cannot stress enough what a devastating result that is for Trump. Rasmussen is hte only pollster of the cycle to have had Trump actually leading in the national horse-race, up by 1, and that was only a few weeks ago. Also, you know Trump follows Rasmussen. He just got hit with a -12 result nationally less than 4 weeks out from his most friendly R-leaning pollster.

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The Rasmussen poll bumped Biden up to +9.3 nationally in the 538.

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Wondering if the pozz bump will fade (likely) or that by now the lead is so big that nobody wants to be on the side of the loser anymore

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Could fade and/or stabilize at like Biden +8 which still results in an electoral landslide that likely gets called on election night. The bottom could also just completely fall out and Biden could start eyeballing states like Louisiana.

THANK YOU WORKING HARD

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To make matters worse in Florida, often the signature on file is one signed on one of those electronic pads, which always render a signature that looks more like a child’s scribbling than a signature.

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Hell of a state of things where I’m refreshing the 538 tracker, see a Biden +9 nationally, and think “meh, that’s disappointing.”

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That tweet about Trump discussing resigning is starting to look all the more tasty.

Because fuck Trump and any chance of letting him resign. His dick is caught in his own zipper and we won’t rip it out until after the election broadcasts that image to the entire world.

So you are saying Trump’s approval rating might drop to a robust 95%?

Rasmussen has unfortunately been taken over by ANTIFA and the RADICAL LEFT and can no longer be trusted, all hail Zogby. Wait shit, even Zogby has Biden leading.

It’s worse than that: he got the beans above the frank.

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Say what you want about Steve Schmidt, I find his twitter game to be exemplary.

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Last night at the White House…

Body Man #3: Mr. President, you have a visitor.

Trump: Who the fuck are you?

Body Man #3: I’m your new body man, sir, you pozzed your normal two.

Trump: Who needs those suckers anyway!

Body Man #3: Sir, Vice President Pence is here to see you.

Trump: Send him in.

Pence: Sir, Mr. President, sir it’s good to see you alive and… Uhh it’s good to see you alive, sir.

Trump: Take off the mask, Mike.

Pence: But sir…

Trump: Now.

Pence slowly removes his mask.

Pence: Sir, we have advance numbers from a new poll and we think you should see it.

Trump: POLLS??? YOU BRING ME POLLS??? YOU DISLOYAL FAKE POLL LOVING…

Pence: Mr. President, sir, it’s Rasmussen, sir.

Trump: Why didn’t you say that Pencey, read it to me immediately.

Pence: Sir, they’ve got the national race at 12 points.

Trump: We got him?

Pence: Well, sir, the thing is…

Trump: I’m up 12??? I knew we’d get that addled loser! This is the best news in weeks. Is California in play?

Pence: Sir, Rasmussen has you… losing by 12 sir.

Trump: GIVE ME MY PHONE NOW!

Pence: Sir, the doctor said you should stay off the…

Trump: I WANT PHONE I WANT PHONE NOW GIVE ME THE PHONE OR I’M NUKING INDIANA, MIKE!!!

And that’s why the president tweeted 42 times in 2 hours.

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Jesus. Wow.

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https://twitter.com/JessicaTaylor/status/1313809265690374145

Gonna be interesting when the repubs win North Carolina and the Dems win South Carolina

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God DAMN that is some fire

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Ok that is an epic take down.

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I mean no one likes nazis, but it’s kinda fun to have them fight a common enemy

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https://twitter.com/ForecasterEnten/status/1313866955586236416

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