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Ya this has always made no sense to me. Why have a closed room and leave the door open all the time.

ya he played well. he was also friendly and talkative. the problem is that dwan personality is pretty boring and his verbal abilities are somewhat limited. if he just plays solid poker i’d rather watch Art or someone who does it better probably.

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For sure.

Shocker that Lucky is scum.

Link is busto

Holy shit, I’ve played poker against that guy. He was a shit PLO player.

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lol so he’s been grinding $100 daily mtts 4 months ago in his local casino and now sits with 400k? seems legit

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Dwan had 3 enormous coolers go his way and basically won the minimum each time and didn’t even end up being big winner for the night. Obviously he’s fine in this lineup but I was much more impressed by Berkey and G-Man.

The ak vs 33 was not really a cooler. :grin:

Oh yah, and I forgot about that too. So he won a big flip and got 3 other coolers in his favor so his winnings are quite pedestrian with that amount of run good.

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Surprise, he’s also a shit NL player.

Well, he did give the impression that he might be laundering money through the poker room.

This is the best self own tweet of all time. Phil retweeted this. Lol.

https://twitter.com/playmakerbet/status/1452268694193778692?s=21

Literally 100% of people would pick Phil.

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Phil is the easy answer, but a game of golf against Tiger would be ok if he has to drive to the course. Would also chose tennis if it were the other Williams sister, all respect to her though for still playing professionally in her 60s.

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It says free theow contest witj mj. I would stake plenty of unathletic 5’10 white dudes

Yeah i agree. Thats kinda what i meant by he played fine. Like he got the min but those were acceptable lines. Just he always took the line i’d expect a winning midstake reg to take in a shot taking game. It’s fine, but youre tom dwan.

Yah agreed.

I found the KK v QQ line kinda absurd though. I mean it’s fine against most players, but it’s like a dream setup vs Lucky who was spewing beyond belief, and Dwan’s just trying to keep the pot as small as possible for some reason.

lol clickbait, but this is a pretty amusing question. Easiest to hardest I’ve got:

  • HU Poker (50/50 ldo)
  • Free throws vs MJ (insane practice could actually make you a favorite here since it doesn’t require strength, size, or athleticism)
  • Penalty Shootout vs Ronaldo (practice + luck since it’s just a few kicks)
  • 7on7 vs Brady (depends on the other 6 players on each team obv)
  • Top Golf vs Tiger (I’m sure there’s a Top Golf strategy that could make focusing on perfecting a single shot a decent strategy)
  • Penalty Shootout vs Gretzky (idk, get really lucky? shooting a puck probably a harder skill than kicking a ball, so this is harder than soccer)
  • Tennis vs Serena (would require insane practice to even have a chance, but male strength advantage could come into play)
  • Gran Tourismo (lol, it’s Turismo) (OK we can all drive cars but not at speeds that could cause death in an explosive fireball)

And finally, in the literally-impossible-no-matter-how-hard-you-try category:

  • HR vs Bonds

Most 14 year olds would beat LH at GT easily :smirk:

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Yeah, in case anyone doesn’t realize, Gran Turismo is a video game. So that’s up there with HU vs Phil as easiest two.

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