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https://twitter.com/JimmyK_99/status/1666991717231329282?t=m57xEOegXwUGaDRiYcDDmA&s=19

The right is top to bottom delicate snowflakes.

Yeah. That’s what fascism is, ignoring the economic aspect: it’s adult-sized babies going ALL SOCIAL ROLES ARE EXACTLY AS RIGID AND FREE OF NUANCE AS I LEARNED AS A TODDLER. ANYONE DEVIATING FROM THIS UNIVERSAL TRUTH MUST BE EXTERMINATED, BECAUSE I CANNOT DEAL WITH IT. IT’S JUST A COINCIDENCE THAT UNIVERSAL LAWS OF NATURE FIT EXACTLY INTO THE CONTEXT OF MY BACKGROUND

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Actually they don’t see it as coincidence, just that they come from a time when things were more “correct”

But if you’re going to use those two terms in a political context, I’d prefer something like…

BOTTOMS!
TOPS!
WE ALL HATE COPS!

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The first I’ve heard from Brad Owen in quite some time, is his apology video for an event I had no idea happened, and still don’t know the first thing about

For all I know, it’s clickbait

Lol.

Alex Foxen is 1/5 in the 50k wsop event. Some anti sweat needed.

Nicest whale in the game Bill Klein is 4/5. Leon Sturm is 3/5. a german kid who is extremely good at poker. Just won GGpoker super millions or something for 1.5mm

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Also Jans Arends aka Graftekkle, legendary online MTT player who Kessler called out in a tweet a while back for his lack of high stakes results in this tweet.

https://twitter.com/AllenKessler/status/1590051747116224513

I think Jans won a Triton event since then and is now at this FT. Kessler may have sinlgehandedly made super high stakes live tourneys even tougher by calling him out.

https://twitter.com/AllenKessler/status/1590053841781026817?t=biRLT_RJL5Yeqp--VAGkAQ&s=19


Watching the heads up for the $10k limit bracket. What a dumb game.

Kessler seems like a legitimately dumb person. Imagine playing that long and still not understanding the goal is to win, not cash.

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https://twitter.com/wugwugwugwug/status/1590054906463137792?t=Sa9YaoCogRkDGhxit6bTeA&s=19

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Rotfl. This is the best tweet I’ve seen in a long time.

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Lol I just looked him up. Kessler has no bracelets. How can he play that many events, tons of small field, and never win. He has to be awful for that to occur.

You play to cash the min

You would think he would go on an accidental heater one time. Lol.

Guessing he gets obliterated HU against nearly any mildly competent player though so his chance to actually win is really low.

Not just heads up, but his nitty style plays poorly in shorthanded scenarios generally, so he gives up lots of ev throughout the final table as players get eliminated, and when playing short as two tables play down to one. He just constantly gets chipped down while “waiting for better spots” and then it only takes one lost flip or a cooler to go bust.

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He knows, he’s just incapable of it.

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