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fgators?

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nahhh, like less of real person, more of a persona, more fictional writing. I don’t think he answered questions in the comments, he just posted his stories of getting his dreams smashed over and over again and how miserable his life is

I played in an online PLO game on UB in 2005, maybe $1/2. There was a 100% vpip guy that was getting worked in the chat. He got all pissed off and invited any brave souls to play $5/10. I jumped in and stacked him a few times heads up, then stacked him again and he asked me if I was cheating. He involuntarily disclosed he didn’t know the 2 and only 2, 3 and only 3 rule and the railbirds started laughing at him and he left. I was pissed.

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The FGators thread which explains his weak/tight style and how he can never win since he loses so much without showdown is the single most I have actually laughed and learnt something at the same time (I had just started when I first read it)

Il try find it.

Images are gone but the tone remains.

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One time way back I was playing 3/6 NL and got challenged to HU 10/20 NL, I stacked him quickly at 10/20 and sat out. He then made a thread on 2p2 how I hit and ran him, and then I responded in the thead and agreed to keep playing, tons of people railed it and took him for another 5 buy ins while everyone went nuts in the chat. Probably my favorite online poker memory lol.

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https://twitter.com/LandonTice/status/1554666295634698241?s=20&t=625jd6_Dm_CYodyGeJp3-Q

https://twitter.com/padspoker/status/1554661942412713985?s=20&t=625jd6_Dm_CYodyGeJp3-Q

yea fgators was amazing. when they got the graph out of his 10 million hands or whatever insane thing he had, it was truly amazing. I dont know if the image survived, I tried to find it a few years ago.

Ah, didn’t realize I had started it late and yes the start is gold. He’s already on mega-tilt before the session even starts lol.

Everyone knows the classic tuff_fish lines (the best ones are in the Mario video and tuff_fish is having a bad day video), but it’s all the little tuffisms sprinkled throughout the videos that make them A+++.

For example “I get KQ, but I’m UTGish” (he was in the CO lol)
“Well I completely whiff the flop, but at least I have position” (he has QJ w/ no backdoor suits on an 867 flop 4 ways)
“I moved down to 1-table so I can really take my time and not make a mistake. Ok we only have a 4-way and 2 overs, this is a fold” (he had AQ on JT8 and only counted the 9 as straight outs)

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I have a vague recollection of this. Was it like KingNiche or something like that? Talking about having “grind on the mind” and shit like that.

I assume it will be 100K + coverage for the room if he makes it?

It’s been almost twenty years and I still have no idea if FGators was running worse than any human being ever did or was bad and misapplied his pokertracker stats.

Lol yes! That’s it! I tried searching for his huge thread when he first started posting but couldn’t find though :( Maybe somebody else can…

Here’s all the threads he ever started: Two Plus Two Poker Forums

Apparently he was still starting new ones up to as recently as last November.

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This.

IIRC he did run somewhat bad in all in EV, but so what. He was otherwise too tight and passive and got abused in non showdown pots.

Edit: Actually now I’m unsure about my memory. Maybe the funny thing was that he was actually running fine in all in EV, but was so terrible in non-showdown pots that it was killing his win rate.

tuff raises AA and gets no callers

“now if I do that with nothing, I’ll get 19 callers on an 18 man table!”

The man was a legend. I reckon he could’ve made low to mid 6 figures/year streaming on Twitch if he had come up in a different era.

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I solidly remember once they did the graph he was actually running good on all in EV by just a tad.

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I remember the days when I used to solidly remember stuff, I think…

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I have a pretty good memory for the classic BBV stuff because that was pretty much the only board I posted on for my first couple of years on 2+2

it’s hard to describe fgators without having been there. it’s so sad so many those images were lost. So much gold in there