Non-Pol Hot Takes

Damn. Suzzer hates a lot of stuff.

I have gotten pretty grumpy about anything scripted in my old age. I generally want to watch documentaries, or reality-based stuff like Mythbusters, Bourdain or River Monsters.

Same with reading. I have no interest in fiction whatsoever. It might have come from my time doing standup. I’m usually inside the writer’s head, rather than lost in the story.

That said I can still get into a good movie - especially sci-fi. Those are just damn hard to come by these day. All the talent and production money seems to be in cranking out a new superhero movie every month.

I hate how World War I is called the ā€œFirst World Warā€ when it so totally wasn’t

Plus Copolla (including One From The Heart) and Altman.

But otherwise agree that everyone else is patchy.

All zoos should be done away with

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Scorcese’s lone Oscar to date was for what was easily his worst film. (Not even lukewarm)

Kubrick may be my all time favorite. But he was notoriously difficult to work with/for.

Back on 22 when werewolf was still a thing on POG i designed a mishmash based on Kubrick’s films but I never got to run it. I’ll link the google docs tonight if I can find them. It was better than anything I ever did in college at least.

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That was pretty much a de facto Lifetime Achievement Award though. Looks like it beat out The Queen, Little Miss Sunshine, Letters from Iwo Jima and Babel, so I’m not too bent out of shape like it stole a BP Oscar from an all-time classic or anything.

And anyway (as I should have said) many of Scorsese’s films are far from classic, by intention: he made commercial films to finance his own films, often alternately.

Correct. It was revenge for Billy Batts. And…a lot of other things.

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I guess I could give it a rewatch (I probably won’t), but I think Last Temptation of Christ is Scorsese’s worst film that I’ve seen.

I go back and forth on this. Most zoos nowadays, at least in the US - are rescued animals that couldn’t be released into the wild, or bred in captivity as potential stock to keep species from going extinct. From an animal’s POV I doubt a well-run US zoo is much different than an animal sanctuary - and possibly better because it’s less boring and they can at least bond with their trainers.

Although if a species like an elephant or tiger goes extinct in the wild, I’m not sure how you could ever re-introduce it - as they need to learn how to be an elephant/tiger in the wild from their mothers.

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That’s hot.

I love the show The Zoo on Animal Planet right now - a behind the scenes look at life at the Bronx Zoo. I usually ask myself - if I were a tiger and had the wherewithal to know what I was getting into - would I choose a zoo over the wild?

You never have to worry about where your next meal is coming from, you don’t have to worry about getting killed by another tiger, and if you get sick or injured you get immediate top-notch care better than most humans in the world get.

But on the other hand you’re most exciting event of the day is a big red ball to play with, and you get to roam around in an area you can cover in about 15 seconds of dead run. Is that really being a tiger?

And then of course I ask myself - have I chosen the zoo lifestyle? Am I coasting along with a good job in a nice place to live - with the human equivalent a big red ball or cardboard box to enrich my life every now and then? Is this what it means to be human? Am I really living or just sleepwalking through life?

Then I take it to the other extreme - would I rather be storming the beach at Normandy right now? You probably never feel more alive than jumping off a Higgins boat with bullets whizzing by. But I think I’ll pass on that.

Pro tip: If you haven’t been paying attention at all in the meeting, but want to look like you’re contributing, just wait for a dead spot near the end of the meeting to say: ā€œAt the end of the day, it’s all about finding that balance.ā€ It applies to everything.

I gotta quit smoking weed at work.

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lmao. I think their next ā€œseasonā€ or whatever is going to be about San Diego (the zoo and the safari park), so i’ll definitely be tuning in for that.

my personal hot take: the NBA sucks. it’s fixed and it drags on too long.(inspired by a post in the sports thread)

:( Who’s your team?

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don’t have one. I grew up in a city that didn’t have one, so never got attached. MLB and NFL for me.

I follow players, so I have lots of teams I like. When one of the players I like goes somewhere, I like that team. That’s basically my main rooting interest. I’ve never been a ā€˜home team’ type person. By the time the playoffs roll around, I definitely have rooting interest in each series for a team, but sometimes it’s tough.

I grew up in Fort Worth and liked the Roided Rangers (lol), the Mavericks (lol), and haaaated the Cowboys (still do). I once got to see Nolan Ryan pitch live, and he cussed after every pitch.

It’s hard not to be romantic about baseball when you grow up in the city that started it all.

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