New! stuff to cheer you up in these dark times

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My son’s first fish ever:

On his 7th birthday and won the daily derby for $400.

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What a catch! What sort of fish is that?

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Chinook salmon. 42 pounder. I caught a beautiful 25 pounder that day that fought way harder, but it was his day for sure.

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Catch it? He doesn’t look big enough to be the bait!

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He had less than 10lbs on his fish. We were fishing a spot that went cold and the lady holding the fish told us to reel up so we could move. I reeled my line up and had my son reel his up and it hit the bait right at the side of the boat. I called out “Fish on!” and then it turned on its side and started thrashing and I saw how wide it was. I yelled “Holy shit! It’s big! It’s big!” and she didn’t believe me and came over with the small net, looked over the side and turned around saying “Holy shit holy shit holy shit” and made it back with the big net in time to get it on board. There was a solid minute of stunned silence when it hit the deck. The deckhand asked me which tag to put on it and I said “It was his rod, so it’s his”. It never left the side of the boat. We would never have seen it again if it had run. I asked him what his favorite part of the trip was as we headed home and he said “When I caught my giant fish and everyone started swearing”. It was a perfect trip.

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Well this is pretty awesome.
https://twitter.com/Malala/status/1232346177342988288

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Nerds

https://mobile.twitter.com/Rachael_Conrad/status/1231414301149233152

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https://mobile.twitter.com/marclamonthill/status/1233539901011976197

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I lost my wallet this morning. I came home and it was in a sock in front of my door. There was a note and a phone number - Maria. I called - she spoke little English but just wanted to make sure I got the wallet. I got to use my Spanish a little! I offered her a reward multiple times and she refused.

This is so consistent with my experience traveling throughout Mexico and Central America. Everywhere I went were the warmest, honest, most decent people I’ve ever met.

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I read that first wallet as mullet and was sad that it turned out to be a wallet and not some post-modern rant on aging…

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David is good.

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Not enough cat videos in here.
https://twitter.com/robinblackmma/status/1224025806969720833?s=19

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