[reaches towards batman-style utility belt]
Alex Jones arrested for DWI in Austin last night. This gives me an erection like a tire iron.
If Trump gets coronavirus, I’d get so hard that I’d be able to cut through diamonds with my dick.
Good thing the news showed up or he would have eaten it.
This pen
I actually attended P.S. 22 back in the '70s.
Pretty cool. Do you recognize the auditorium at all?
My buddy went to some chess tournament and he’s a bit of a character, so he had a fathead made of his favorite player. Evidently that’s not something people do normally at these things, so he got some attention.
I don’t normally gaf about late night shows, but I thought this was kind of funny. It’s interesting, anyway.
Love this.
Introduced via Irwins show on WFMU
Nothing more to say.
(well there’s lots more to say - but too little time)