New! stuff to cheer you up in these dark times

[reaches towards batman-style utility belt]

https://twitter.com/notfunnyelle/status/1236483760423489536

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1235333186152026114

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https://twitter.com/Trashy_In_Pink/status/1227597797307842561

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https://twitter.com/moutheaters/status/928541879234416641

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Alex Jones arrested for DWI in Austin last night. This gives me an erection like a tire iron.

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If Trump gets coronavirus, I’d get so hard that I’d be able to cut through diamonds with my dick.

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https://twitter.com/JosephBegley/status/1097082983738232832?s=20

Good thing the news showed up or he would have eaten it.

This is a clip from my “I need a smile” list

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Another one…

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This penaeroflame

There are a whole series of these and they’re glorious

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I actually attended P.S. 22 back in the '70s.

Pretty cool. Do you recognize the auditorium at all?

https://twitter.com/natalietran/status/1240529879881248768

My buddy went to some chess tournament and he’s a bit of a character, so he had a fathead made of his favorite player. Evidently that’s not something people do normally at these things, so he got some attention.

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I don’t normally gaf about late night shows, but I thought this was kind of funny. It’s interesting, anyway.

Love this.

Introduced via Irwins show on WFMU

https://wfmu.org/

Nothing more to say.

(well there’s lots more to say - but too little time)

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the sax guy reminds me of this bassist lol