Movies (and occasionally face slaps) (Part 3)

haha no seriously

adam sandler and tom cruise are the only names that make sense. nobody is paying this money for any of these other actors. leo’s quote is maybe technically 25m but he only does movies that can’t afford him so he takes points

Pitt’s got the damn vroom vroom movie in the Best Picture field to go along with its commercial success. Pitt being on the list feels very expected to me.

Jack Black also makes a fair bit of sense if he had some sort of stake in the Minecraft Movie. That thing did gangbusters business even though it appears to probably be abysmal.

imagine paying $28 million for jason mamoa. and rob mac?? are we paying by the pound, or what kind of hollywood muscleman math is this. who cares about seeing either of these men in a movie?

I legitimately have no idea who Rob Mac is.

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He’s had a lot of success with Minecraft Movie, Super Mario Brothers franchise, Jumanji franchise, Kung Fu Panda franchise, etc.

Yeah, I guess I don’t know what “top-earning actors in 2025” means. In case it means how much they earned last year, that’s why I was throwing those others out. He had that bad-looking Anaconda thing on top of Minecraft, so he’s certainly ubiquitous enough.

I’m not saying it’s a bad movie. They all make nice little speeches to justify their attitudes and actions but it’s bullshit. It’s a movie about people choosing to do bad things, which has become a habit. They’re going to do this really bad thing because they’ve become bad people. Well maybe not the one guy who is true to himself by being nakedly self-serving and is just sad he’s fired and isn’t one of the profiteers. I guess Spacey’s character is the closest to feeling regret and empathy for the people getting screwed. It’s his dog that dies. He has the money, and that’s all. And he knows it.

Grave of the Fireflies currently on Netflix if you’re looking for a feel-good crowd pleaser

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^ People should watch that.

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IASIP?

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Son of a bitch

I haven’t seen Grave of the Fireflies, but I did just watch the most depressing movie I’ve ever seen.

The Voice of Hind Rajab

Just absolutely gutting. It’s up for Best International Feature tomorrow night. I don’t even know how you begin to compare this to the other nominees.

I haven’t seen an Adam Sandler movie besides Uncut Gems in a very long time.

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Ya I googled him. Never watched that show. Why is he so high on movie list? He doesn’t seem to have any major recent films.

This is a mean recommendation :wink:

The list doesn’t appear to be only counting movies

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Oh that makes more sense.

Yeah I was wondering if this included their producer works, which would make more sense, especially for Sandler