drinking
for master three thousand four
the Walrus had become such a chore
he wanted to do right
make his friends feel alright
but he couldn’t get up off the floor*
*alternate title: a nice job and a family
alternate final line: but the rest of his life came before
Since we are probably mere moments away from the final reveal (*) some might be interesting what the scoreboard currently looks like:
(*) This poster makes no guarantee that a reveal is actually mere moments away. This might purely be wishful thinking.
LouisCyphre - GOAT Walrus imo
I had every intention of the final reveal tonight.
I found out about 30 minutes ago that the position I was sure I was a shoo in for was given to somebody else.
I’m not sure what I’m doing wrong or how to fix it.
Needless to say, my heart isn’t in it tonight. I am sorry.
On the plus side, your submissions have been fantastic for the final entry, so brava.
Hopefully I feel up to this tomorrow.
Sorry to hear that.
Edit: about the job
obv FYP
Sorry to hear that - you’ll pick yourself up and get something good eventually. 
I very nearly didn’t turn up for the interview for the best job I ever had, I was so convinced I wouldn’t get it. I think maybe my apathy was mistaken for relaxed confidence, and I breezed it lol.
Master is already gainfully employed iirc, but was seeking something else/better.
He needs to go in there and look his interviewer in the eye and know he’s the best applicant. Say as much. I’ll be an asset to this organization. Orderly, efficient communication and confidence. If you know your trade, get in there and advertise it and sell yourself. Set yourself apart from the run of the mill grist
Well this upbeat walrus reveal just got a lot less upbeat. 
GL master - hope it works out. Maybe listen to Pico & Sepulveda a few times for inspiration. It grows on you.
I liked it!
It helps to know LA I guess. The funny thing is it’s just a very nondescript intersection of two major streets. Adds to the randomness. I go by there every now and then and have to start singing.
I just noticed this. I listened to the right song but somehow grabbed the wrong one from Spotify.
Very weird
I mean, almost everything off Bad Hair Day is both as upbeat and better than Word Crimes.
I think I can say the same with Running with Scissors and the album that had Fat and Eat It
Bout a 1.5 but hes a first year. Ill let you know when he hits Kenny G move scores
Eh, im in temp work. “Gainfully” is a bit optimistic
Yeah, all jokes aside this is a fun thing and you should feel 0 pressure. I get how when anxiety mounts everything seems like pressure and feeds the whole thing (“Great, now I have to eat that last slice of delicious cake before it goes stale. It’s always one damn thing after another!”) but it’s worth pointing out. I will fight anybody who actually thinks you should feel bad (but nobody does; we’re all friends here by some definition of the word).
my new year’s resolution is to use more emojis
Avacado Unicorn is the name of my new band
That being said, I was told you like some reveal in your walrus so I decided to go ahead and reveal in your reveal with a reveal.
Lets do this
Currently pictured, me at work
my band name is Blasé Wigger