Master3004's Upbeat Walrus - Reveal!

:smile: Good. I thought we are getting reruns now.

There’s an immediacy to improvisation, that isn’t a convention of composition.

Sometimes artists will recount inspiration coming to them at inopportune times, and grabbing a voice recorder or such to hastily fasten the idea before it is forgotten. That’s not composition as I’d define it. Seems more an atypical inheritance from the universe, whether lifelong musical immersion played a part or didn’t. Who knows?

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Happy with my new name. Went looking for your kind of filthy yesterday -discovered perhaps the filthiest artist of all time:

Tits: Old town Hoe by CupcakKe

Below is her least racy number (really nsfw)

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In 14th place, scoring 2 points (1,2) Cassette - Baby I’m Bleeding by JPEGMAFIA

This um… wasn’t what I was looking for. And 1/3 of the entire song of whatever is happening at the beginning of this song is just way too much. Way too many instances of the N word for me to want to play it more than once.

In 13th place, scoring 3 points (3,1) King of NY - Mud by The Road Hammers

I get what you were going for King and I got some toe tapping out of this, but it just missed me category wise and I wasn’t able to put it any higher against the rest of the field.

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In 12th place, scoring 4 points (4,1) 6ix - Waters of Nazareth by Justice

This fell into a similar spot as Twist, but I felt I was able to get into it a lot more movement wise. Missed the category by a mile, but I get it. Ok, not great.

Ill check this out in a bit

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And with that we have moved out of the “Pretty much missed the category completely” crowd and are onto some good ole filthy fun.

In 11th place, scoring 5 points (3,4 -1 for recognizability) Skydiver8 - Closer by Nine Inch Nails

I don’t know what it is about NIN, but I never feel the urge to move much to almost any of their songs. Overall this wasn’t moveable enough, and was a little too safe in the filthy category for me. Yes, its a good ole bang out song about fucking, but thats about all there is to it.

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By the way, did you submit a song with a female lead singer? Cause if so, you should feel pretty good right now. Looking at my remaining list, 4 of the top 5 entries will be female led.

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In 10th place, scoring 6 points (3,3) Pauwl - Sex Beat by Gun Club

Nothing really bad to say about this. Nice riff, had some interesting lyrics. A little tough to understand, but otherwise this is fine. Didnt make me want to jam too much, didnt embarrass me to listen to it. You get a perfectly commendable meh Pauwl.

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Whats this? Pyantinski has cracked the top ten?

Well slap my ass and call me Sally.

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This category is right up penisstinky’s alley

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I guess it’s too late to change one of my submissions.

And oh yeah, he still isn’t up.

In 9th place, scoring 7 points (4,4) Jalfrezi - Cock in my Pocket by The Stooges

Really love the keyboard in this song, and its fun. Not overly Filthy, but yeah “I just wanna fuck and don’t want no romance” is a great line.

I considered this one but deemed it too slow.

You made what is known in the Walrus business as “A good switch”

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Nigga that’s right, fool, look at me
Just the kinda nigga you’d like to hang from a tree
But all you KKK type grave diggers
Ease back, fool, cause I’m a trigger nigga

lol

In 8th place, scoring 8 points (6,2) Spinetta - Cuchi Cuchi by Los Amigos Invisibles

Note: Song starts at 30 seconds

Really enjoyed moving to this. Took me back to my days of watching my dad play with his Puerto Rican brothers and sisters at our family reunions in Hawaii. Is it filthy? Fuck if I know, but it seems to at least be a little bit. Nice song to get moving too though, so have a middle of the road finish.