eh if everyones enjoying it i don’t see the problem. Also you can always just take turns with the girl and it would be a “threesome”
No, but one of my high school friends always wanted to “ball knock” he said. Grossed me out so much. Almost had FFM threesome twice but the girl I was closer to (not dating necessarily) got jealous. LOL. This isn’t the thread for this probably.
Yeah I get it but it just holds no interest for me. Same with situations where a dude wants to watch you with his girl or whatever. My kinks lie elsewhere I guess.
Grunching. Not only was this article great, but that whole site is great. Lots of good articles.
Thanks for posting.
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I had the opportunity, hell I talked the situation into existence.
But then I chickened out and just let my buddy borrow my car and go over there and rail her all night. We broke up the next day.
Just kidding, was some random girl I’d flirt with from a job I used to have. I did chicken out and he did do the deed without me tho.
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i loled
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this is the same dude that wrote Subtle Art of not giving a fuck, very popular but i never read it, have you @RiskyFlush ?
Your goal will impact what kind of experience you have.
For example, if the focus is on your pleasure, this is probably not an ideal arrangement.
If your focus is on HER pleasure, then having another guy there may actually be ideal.
I have not read the book but feel like it’d be well worth a go. Agree that his website is fantastic. After my dad, I had nothing but fear and I’m sad to say hatred for men or anything masculine for a long time, but then I read Mark’s website and was delighted to discover healthy concepts of masculinity. Not just that, terrific insight and advice for all comers.
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In and of itself, that doesn’t actually bother me that much. Although I will admit I had a hard time sleeping on those occasions. I do think a physical move away is in order.
Re. the ghosting - you said she’s a lot younger than you, and her age is probably a big factor in her being unable to tell you to your face. I hope that helps understand her actions a little better, because it’s part of the healing process.
She’s in her late 30s. First time we talked about her plans, she wanted to be married within a couple of years. So, mission accomplished. It’s not that she’s immature in any sense. At least I never thought so.
She was feeling the pressure bc she wanted kids. And I think covid this year added to that. The age difference didn’t seem to bother her. In fact it was a point in my favor bc she said older men tend to have more girls. I must have raised my eyebrows at that. She explained to me how women have to be strategic. I’ve read Jane Austen, I know that, but lol.
Ha. I didn’t think the range would be from unrequited love to threesomes but it’s fine.
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Yeah, I’d had this thought earlier.
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And on the other plotline:
“So what happened?”
“She’s into it.”
“Into what?”
“The menage. And not only that. She just called me and said she talked to the roommate and the roommate’s into the menage too.”
“That’s unbelievable.”
“Oh, it’s a scene man.”
“Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia?”
“What are you talking about? I’m not goin’ to do it.”
“You’re not goin to do it? What do you mean, You’re not goin to do it?”
“I can’t. I’m not an orgy guy.”
“Are you crazy? This is like discovering Plutonium … by accident.”
“Don’t you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I’d have to dress different. I’d have to act different. I’d have to grow a moustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I’d need a new bedspread and new curtains I’d have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I’d have to get new friends. I’d have to get orgy friends. … Naw, I’m not ready for it.”
“If only something like that could happen to me.”
“Oh, shut up you couldn’t do it either.”
“I know.”
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What’s this from?
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Stim, a xpost from the reading thread on how NOT to do this if you proceed 
Jesse happens to be an international rock star with a taste for threesomes. Not the usual boy-girl-girl threesomes that are the stuff of fantasy for millions of males, of course. This dude’s into two guys and a girl. (Structuring this story any other way would’ve involved TEH GAY for the heroine.) So Kimber, in her quest to prove her everlasting love and commitment, decides she needs tutoring in the Ways of the Double Penetration, and seeks out Deke Trenton, a mercenary who used to work for her father and who apparently has a thing for threesomes.
(How does she know this? One of the more hilarious aspects of Deke’s fetish for this bit of vanilla kink is how everybody seems to know about it, from sheltered girls in their twenties to random people in bars to the Kimber’s brothers to Kimber’s dad. Seriously: every time somebody finds out that Kimber is having a relationship with Deke Trenton, there’s usually some sort of horrified gasp (or inarticulate rage on the part of the brothers), followed by “Do you know what he’s into?” It makes me wonder how in the hell they’d find out something like that. Does the dude have a Wikipedia page? If he did, I’d love to see his history/discussion pages.)
And when I say “he has a fetish for threesomes,” I mean it in the clinical sense. (The pedants in the audience will note that the fetish isn’t, strictly speaking, a fetish, because it refers to a sex act instead of an object or a body part. Look, just go along with me, all right? Pretend I said “paraphilia” and call it a day.)
Alas, no. The true reasons why these two paragons of masculinity engage almost exclusively in threesomes are both much more hilarious and much more repulsive than using a woman as a conduit to express homosexual urges. But more on that later.
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Deke Trenton might be the worst name ever put to fiction. Did the author use a random name generator that was favorite hockey move + terrible state capitals?
Is her next protagonist going to be named Five Hole Pierre?
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Non-porn division.
It fits fine there.
Some authors are deliberately awful with their pseudonyms and their prose. “Bad but enjoyable” is a genre of books, movie, and TV. SyFy was in the business for a while.
There is actually an award each year for the worst-written opening passage of a novel.
Since 1982 the Bulwer Lytton Fiction Contest has challenged participants to write an atrocious opening sentence to a hypothetical bad novel. We invite you to learn more about us, peruse the odious archives, and of course, submit an entry.
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