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I prefer the Trump emails

COWARD. I counted on YOU. If you’re not a TRAITOR to your country donate NOW to the Trump Vacation Fund. OR ELSE.

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Not giving Pelosi money unless I see an 8x matching contribution, obv.

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It makes me so upset that those emails actually work.

ARGH.

We know that the lights in the office won’t turn off if we don’t send $5 today, but god dammit, of every fundraising tactic out there, these emails are the type that works best and I cannot stand it. Thank goodness the campaign i’m on now doesn’t send them.

The Dems raised $80 million after the Dobbs decision came out. All because of emails like this. ARGH.

I especially hate them because even though they are done by a consulting firm we have no control over, guess who gets the brunt of voter anger? Yeah…the staff on the ground. ugh.

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My pony is grunching but just noticed there’s a ghoul in my inbox. Is this actually real?

Freedom isn’t free
No, there’s a hefty fucking fee
And if you don’t throw in your buck o’ five
Who will?

I seriously can’t tell if this is real, a common scam, or an amazing parody.

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If that email is real I’m voting Trump.

People are awful.

Same reason negging works.

I dunno, they work to make me unsubscribe and not want to volunteer for those campaigns. Probably like most things in America: maximize the up front money and deal with the rest later.

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I’m still waiting for Ashton Kutcher to emerge from my closet, tap me on the shoulder, and laugh about the fake email hoax while pointing to the hidden cameras.

I assume it’s “real” but to be fair it will be a Pelosi PAC I assume and so perforce Pelosi has no control over what they do.

Never seen this shit before

https://twitter.com/gelliottmorris/status/1543725236444663808?s=21&t=eOsmYAyL_G5TtXzotaTpDg

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She really is the epitome of Steve buscemi holding a skateboard.

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Seemed relevant to this thread.

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there is no plan other than “you are contractually obligated to vote for us no matter what because reasons”

https://twitter.com/hEnereyG/status/1544391478419394566

been a religious voter and volunteer since i could vote at 18 and I came to the decision this week that I’d be sitting out forever now. don’t care if it makes me a shit person or whatever anymore. I can’t in good conscience vote for ANY of these people anymore, even the “good” ones seem completely on it.

there’s probably a lot out there like me, hopefully not, better people than me are gonna have to salvage this dumpster fire

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just part of the plan

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Blood warning


https://twitter.com/Shoelure/status/1544357088335372288

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https://mobile.twitter.com/gabrielledrolet/status/1521545091701166081

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“Sorry you literally got shot in the face, please vote harder!”

Is Ann Brenoff auditioning for a job at the DNC?

https://twitter.com/AdamParkhomenko/status/1544412252924690437

@Narrator

A lifetime position of power in a soon to be permanent majority party?

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