I figured it was part of their role play so I threw her in the stocks.
Its convenient and its addictive. Don’t underestimate the behavioral forces involved in one click shopping. Every click produces a shot of dopamine for the brain.
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28 clicks and only 2 likes… lotta people here must not have liked the answer
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I feel like I’ve always heard 5 inches and the study confirms that. I’m good 
That article has convinced me to start using the metric system.
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So, 5cm?
3.5
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MysteryConwoman is a lucky girl
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ONE HUNDRED MILLION NANOMETERS BABY!
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This kind of research is really terrible. It has no real scientific value (other than maybe condom manufactures) and simply serves to perpetuate stereotypes and body dysmorphia.
The size of your penis is almost 100% irrelevant to your ability to enjoy sex and provide pleasure to your partner.
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Beyond a certain size it probably doesn’t matter, although most women I’ve known have said socially when this topic has come up that given the choice, and all else being equal (which it never is), they’d prefer a larger one. 
Unless you are in the bottom or top few percent it is irrelevant. Even then PiV sex is one small part of sex and, for the vast majority of women, won’t ever induce orgasm.
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I don’t know about that. I think it provides a useful antidote to porn which tends to suggest that most dudes are packing an 8-incher.
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The @clovis Bat Signal is a silhouette of a penis.
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I’m getting flashbacks of Ben Shapiro dunking on himself for not getting his wife properly aroused.
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Not sure if you think this is a jab at me but I have some sad news for you. No amount of your, surly skilled, thrusting is going to make most women orgasm. Sorry to break it to you. Do I need to next teach you where the clitoris is located?
https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/0092623X.2017.1346530
It’s a joke. Relax.
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This is a good point I hadnt thought of. I retract my earlier comment.
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That article is crap. I was like ok maybe 5.3 if you don’t jam the ruler in. But it sounds like that’s what they’re doing. Hell even I can get 6.5 if I jam the ruler in. And I have curse of the Irish.
Although that mostly only seems to apply when flaccid - my shrinkage skills are Olympian-level. I’m Scottish too. I wonder if shrinkage/tight ballsac was a valuable trait to have when warring in kilts.
There’s no way I’m like 98th percentile length, as pretty much any woman I’ve been with except my virgin gf in college could tell you. Girth I might be up there a bit. But I aint bumping the cervix.
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I’ve noticed with my female friends that their guys’ penis size seems to go way up or down depending on if they’re pissed at the guy or not. On the outs? He had a needle dick. Back together? He’s pretty big.
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