I look forward to owning the libs by living in boxes.
Wait what?
Your pic reminds me of this legendary one from BBV back in the day:
OP:
I just had a dream about poker
I was playing live poker at the casino. My first hand it gets raised and I fold, heads up to the flop. By the turn board reads Q982, and the two players are allin. The first player flips 10 J for nut straight. Second player says “I’m a favorite” and flips Q 9 and a piece of bread with peanut butter and jelly spread across it. The river is another piece of bread, completing his draw to the peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Later someone posts:
Summary
Here’s the thread if you don’t mind giving 2p2 clicks:
Every poker dream I’ve ever had ends the exact same way. I’m up money and then I wake up.
Must be nice, that’s not how mine go.
Today a client was eating these sunflower seeds.
Even though the name is basically Rabbis, I think maybe it’s more anti-slav than anti-semetic.
Also, the HO (that means homeowner to you non-contractors) flashed me. That didn’t really bother me, but it was kinda weird. He was showing me his lack of scar from a hernia operation performed by a world class surgeon. And he had the surgery done in Armenia for like $600.
That’s some weird shit.
On the way home I saw one giant US flag pickup and another pickup with an “America Love It Or Leave It”.
I’m not going to do this, but I’d kinda like to have a giant California flag and “California Love It Or Leave It” sign. All these idiots hate California or at least like to complain about it and say how they can’t wait to get out.
A little something happy in this shitpiss time:
I trimmed my nose hairs today for the 1st time in my life. New hair clippers came with an attachment. Not a fan. Now I have prickly short hairs in my nose. 1/10
Gotta pluck that shit. Stay on top of it before it turns into a forest. Also don’t have the thick black hair gene.
Yeah, when I bought a nose and ear trimmer a couple years ago, I knew I was officially on the downside of life.
Ignoring the character on the bag, I read the brand to be pronounced like rabies, lol.
It’s the fucking outside of my ears. I have the nostrils and ear canals of a 20-year-old, but the outer edges of my ears grow hair better than a witch’s mole. I used to try to gently shave them, but I cut myself one too many times and that shit doesn’t stop bleeding.
Buncha dudes complaining about hair removal… I lol’d.
Late to the discussion and the wrong sport, but I have some experience being a semi-decent local level player playing a world class one. It was table tennis (yes, lol ping pong etc.) and I played Matthew Syed, who was the world number 25 at his peak.
He utterly destroyed me, obviously, and as conjectured above if he’d have been properly trying then I’m certain he wouldn’t have made a single mistake. As it was he did lots of ludicrous shots so I got a few points a game from his misses. Very occasionally I’d hit a shot good enough that he couldn’t do something really silly, in which case he hammered it by me at a million miles an hour.
