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It will be a different family’s business…

Nah, pretty sure it’s like the Elder Wand in Harry Potter, so supernatural power transfers to whoever defeats him.

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Something might actually be up. Or not.

Nothing confirmed but there’s reports out there in various asia outlets he’s either dead or basically dead.

clearly NK isn’t gonna do anything but deny this until whoever’s next is setup I’d say

if true of course since well we’ve had so many rumors every day on this. The picture used on the Hong Kong report definitely looks like a photoshop though.

He prob got covid19

https://m.jpost.com/international/china-sent-team-with-medical-experts-to-advise-on-nkoreas-kim-625831

Anyone familiar with the Jerusalem Post?

It usually has seemed accurate when I’ve come across articles, but I’m not going to vouch for them not jumping the gun here.

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I follow a couple of journalists from there as I think they’re good on the ME, but that all seems to hinge on the reputation of that Japanese magazine. Weird that it is not more widely reported if it’s reliable.

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It’s not great. Either way the article is just a bunch of stuff the dude found on google while in quarantine in Israel. It’s not like he has a source or did any investigating journalism.

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I thought the original story came from Hong Kong via someone in the Chinese government, allegedly.

What I’ve seen is originally it was a bunch of NK defectors who run Daily NK, quoting one source inside NK. Loads of supposed sources here and there after that, though.

My only suspicious tingle is we have not seen him in public. For the type of leader he is that is highly unusual. You would expect him to make an appearance to reassure / intimidate North Korean citizens.

I think we are playing live to a Weekend at Bernie’s display.

Related movie recommendation:

It’s a humorous take on the immediate aftermath of Stalin’s death and the behind the scenes scheming and plotting.

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Per clickbait rag NY Post:

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https://mobile.twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/1252981021353693184

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Off topic, but after seeing Steve Buscemi’s name, it took me a second to identify him. I think that’s him in extensive makeup/prosthetics, second from the right (our right) giving side-eye to the man of steel?

That’s definitely him but I’m not sure how much prosthetic help he’d have needed.

TMZ now in on this.

Bet he ain’t gonna shake ever again

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When being a ruthless cocksucker backfires and results in some nice karma for a change. (Sadly that won’t help the poor surgeon.)

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