Kim Jong-un - Now available with 10% less fat

How about just stop with the shitposting ‘jfc’ type responses? No one else does stuff like that on this forum but you.

If you have an issue at least state it clearly. Or better yet - give the poster the benefit of the doubt and ask for clarification.

This thread needs to be locked until the bowling ball is seen living or dead. Opening this thread with 20 new posts thinking that he died but instead being greeted by victor and suzzer meltdowns is not fun

11 Likes

As someone who occasionally posts something like ‘jfc’ I think this is fair. I certainly intend it to convey heaps of disdain when I do it.

5 Likes

Any Eric Andre meme is gonna crack me up.

Unfortunately, he got that Hollywood cash and The Eric Andre Show will have at best a cult following.

#LegalizeRanch

PS KJU ain’t gonna die is he

1 Like

Now I know how I’ll spend most of my time tomorrow - watching that gif.

1 Like

Fair point, but there will be way more than 20 new posts if KJU is confirmed dead.

1 Like

I don’t know. Soviet leaders’ deaths were generally kept under wraps for days while the succession was sorted out.

His wife is gonna take over and she’s just gonna come out chopping off heads. She wants to be the next Indira Ghandi.

If you want to be nitty, Empress Dowager Cixi would probably be the more accurate comparison

Are you serious or joking? He married a pop star. Although I know nothing about her I’d guess she’s a better bet than his human rights abusing sister.

Thought the human rights abusing one was the wife.

Oh. Switch wife with sister and the point still stands.

It’s tricky because they’d certainly keep his death under wraps, but they would also keep literally any other unintended or undesired thing that happened to him under wraps as well. It’s not the first time he’s missed events that people have claimed he wouldn’t miss and his wife went ‘missing’ for months a while back (I think, might be misremembering there, can’t be arsed to check). But, then again, he might be dead.

Isn’t it basically a family business? If the replacement isn’t the family seems like there could be some chance for reform, no?

Both really bad. Not sure which is worse.

I don’t think there’s really any info on how many people in prison camps, but North Korea, though obviously still closed, is more open than it used to be. Some people come in and some North Koreans go out - for work/slavery, but also for college (to Russia as well as China). The last period of mass famine happened quite a while before KJU assumed power.

how wack would it be if trump poloniumized him or whatever when they had that meeting at the DMZ?

trump is also pretty close (again!) to pulling the curtain of the one china policy. Would be sick if he backed into two huge foreign policy victories out of sheer button mashing

3 Likes

It pretty much has to be the family because the cult they’ve successfully built around themselves says they are divine.

That makes sense.

I mean unless some general or minister murders the rest of the family, then it probably won’t be a family business any more.