Kim Jong-un - Now available with 10% less fat

I feel like we have fallen for this before.

For North Koreans, maybe the idea of him existing is enough that they don’t really need to see him.

This is the right thread title. Literally anything that involves Schrodinger’s dictator. I literally laughed out loud when I read that the first time here.

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Seems like the smart money is on him being still alive at this point. There would be Mandatory Mourning and all the assorted goings-on if he really was dead i think.

Not until they’ve settled on a successor IMO. This would have been a significantly unexpected event, which means it could legit take a while.

Yeah. The longer he’s away the more likely he’s dead.

Why would he not show himself if he was fine? Of course he is either dead or seriously incapacitated.

If he was alive I suspect he’d have already made an appearance. The speculation about a dictator being dead is not good for his security.

It’s also important to remember that he’s intentionally made the succession hard by killing all the good successors, which to be fair, is a best practice for a new dictator.

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German magazine the Spiegel reported that according to intelligence reports several of Kim’s personal boats including his luxury yacht have been moved to the resort he is rumored to be. To me that seems something that is done if he is alive and not in a terrible state.
Speculation is that he is in isolation to be safe from CoViD-19. This also makes sense because he already was in a high -risk group before he even had heart surgery recently.

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grunching

Is this prick dead yet or what?

edit: Read thread… Nooooooobody nose.

Freudian slip? Guy does have a killer bod.

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Don’t fetish shame people into BBM lol

Because so many North Koreans are keeping up with the latest news.

He’s probably in a bunker somewhere hiding from COVID-19. The guy is a notorious germophobe.

well

Pics or GTFO.

We should covertly turn this into the pet picture thread just to fuck with people coming to the site for the first time in a few hours and seeing 100+ new posts IMO.

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I reckon I won the pool

Not independently verified. No photos.

Just a written article

https://twitter.com/martyn_williams/status/1256363500793987079?s=21

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Thought he would be fertilizer