I would like two shots of bourbon, please, hold the cigar.
Well, I said a glass, you can pour however much you want in it, Captain Haddock style.
Are you doing okay? People are a bit concerned.
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not a captain yet
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The real Jeffrey Epstein was kidnapped and placed into an underground cell. This cell is completely cut off from the rest of the world but contains a lifetime supply of food and water. Also inside this cell is a sample of cesium and a Geiger counter. During a period of one hour, if any radiation from the cesium was recorded by the Geiger counter, it would break open a vial of poisonous gas instantly killing Epstein. So as it stands right now, Epstein is in a superposition of being murdered by the deep state and not being murdered by the deep state.
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I mean I had no idea that Epstein was Jewish either. Let alone Trump or the Clintons. Learn something new every day!
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I think it has to be just one Cesium atom for this to work. If it’s a lump he’s gone after an hour. Or is that the joke? 
I reject the quantum Epstein superposition hypothesis. Even in the cesium atom life-death chamber scenario, he is only in one of those two states right now.
Cesium’s two main radioactive isotopes have a half life of 2 and 30 years.
So is Dr Modern going to post his research or not?
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Not if he hasn’t been observed. He is in a superposition of states.
I think Dr Modern is saying he is Epstein’s captor.
Unfortunately not. I have been unable to physically locate him. All I have is evidence of extensive, otherwise inexplicable gaslighting and abuse emanating from near Harvard University; proof that what I’m describing is physically possible; proof that electronic weapons, mirrorhalls and balls of doom, secret horror movies, and self-playing video games, death rooms, and thousands of unoccupied extremely expensive condos and homes in the greater Boston Area, New Hampshire, and Maine all exist; proof that the physical infrastructure to execute Mr. Epstein’s plan still exists and is fully operational; photographs of the physical infrastructure and knowledge of its locations; and thousands of pages of documentary evidence on someone with close geographic and familial connections with the pedophile sex trafficker people, repeatedly backed up and inescapably stored in a Massachusetts Appeals Court decision called Idris I. v. Hazel H.
I looked it up, turns out in nature Cesium is basically stable:
So I thought that @poopypants’s experiment might work out, but I did some math and if you have a milligram of Cesium with 1 ppm of Cs135 you should still expect more than 100 decay events per hour. With a nanogram sample @1ppm it’s one event a year and we’re getting somewhere. But maybe 1ppm is a big overestimation?
depends on which isotope you use. Cs-137 is the most unstable one.
Of course, but with Cs-137 it would be even worse!
This has been bothering me for years:
Could you guys solve this one next?