Jeffrey Epstein & Ghislaine Maxwell, Revisited

Huh? You’re defending the here is what a Jew looks like post?

I don’t know anything about supporting DrModern’s “Schlick”.

Are you fucking kidding me? Modern drops in with an “Epstein runs a shadowy cabal that rules the world” take and indicates that he’s not doing an antisemitic trope “because Epstein doesn’t seem jewish” and the post you take issue with is the one where someone points out what Modern’s actually saying? Like holy fuck drop your team affiliation for a minute here and try some self-reflection. Modern isn’t even on a team but your teammates are so hellbent on attacking some of the non captains in this thread who initially went after Modern that your kneejerk response is to go after someone that went after Modern. Just holy shit.

I don’t know what you are talking about. Watevs isn’t a captain either, if that means anything other than people who dislike you.

The pic of typical Jew is bad and you’d see that if you weren’t a master of self-own. Are you going to pick an avatar of a caricature of a Jew to make a point now?

Are you fucking kidding me with this shit? You went after hte person going after the person posting the jews run the world trope. I can’t even. THe picture of the “what a Jewish person looks like” was clearly posted fucking ironically. Maybe train your fire on the actual fucking antisemite instead of jumping in half-cocked because your mates are mixing it up.

The demands to denounce are the forum games and that’s what you’re doing. Say what you want about DrModern. It’s immaterial to the diagram of Jewish features.

I think Chesspain is Jewish, but still a bad post.

Cool story, I’m goign to work on getting Modern’s antisemitic shit wiped, but you do you.

Edit: And given that Modern is not a fucking Captain, lol @ calling this a “forum game.”

Anybody they disagree with is a Captain LMFAO.

I’m all for letting a thousand flowers bloom, but I’m having a hard time thinking of reasons to leave this thread open

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This thread should have been locked the moment Modern posted what he did. The fact that even 2+2 & Mat Sklansky/ Mason Malmuth would have figured this shit out is making us look bad.

Yeah all 30 people who read the forum are mortified.

there aren’t that many more regs left on 2+2

Locking for now. If people feel strongly about reopening please PM me or post in About Moderation thread.

OP is right. I am alive. Look at my picture.

I couldn’t post my picture if I was alive.

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Jon Stewart in a Nathan Fielder house mirror, is that you?

We’ve got you now, doubters. Behold the proof!

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Some have said that it’s an embarrassment to the forum that we have not satisfactorily proven that Jeffrey Epstein is not alive. With apologies to G. E. Moore, I propose to deliver such a proof.

The proof rests on three premises, which for convenience of later discussion I shall label as P1 through P3.

P1 A man cannot be both alive and dead at the same time.
P2 Jeffrey Epstein is a man.
P3 Jeffrey Epstein is dead.

Taking these premises and the principles of deductive logic, we arrive at conclusion C.

C Jeffrey Epstein is not alive.

QED

While I consider it quite likely that this proof will convince DrModern and others of its conclusion, I must concede that, in the interest of philosophical debate, some posters may take issue with the veracity of one or more of the premises or dispute that the conclusion actually follows from the premises, supposing them, in arguendo, to be true.

That is as it should be, and I look forward to discussing each of these issues with the following proviso. I am only interested in engaging in debate with a living person. As such, I will not respond to inquiries regarding this argument until DrModern has proven that he or she is in fact a living person, using the same standard of evidence that DrModern proposes to apply to the argument at hand. Until such time, I consider the matter closed. Others may of course continue to debate with DrModern, but they should be forewarned that DrModern has not yet proven him or her self to be a living person and that they could be debating with an artificial intelligence, an eldritch daemon, or even Jeffrey Epstein, who, as I have conclusively demonstrated above, is not a living person.

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P3 is question begging. I like the Halloween costume though. A+.

Well, it’s a strong argument, econophile. What kind of cigar would you like? Can we get you a glass of bourbon?