"I never thought they would eat MY face" A thread for Leopards and their victims

Like it’s right there to accurately point out that he’s wholly owned by Thiel, but they gotta go with racism instead

Et tu Bannon?

Not necessarily a leopard face eating but this genius on Reddit invested $1.2 million he inherited from his grandpa in DJT calls at the worst possible time
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1i7e4du/ive_lost_700k_what_the_fuck_do_i_do/

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“invested”

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Good. Fuck him. Gramps was probably MAGA too.

lol I saw that, he got skewered in the comments

imagine finding a way to bet on trump when he won the election and still lose most of it

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Unfortunately that dudes money just ends up in the pocket of another total douchenozzle, just one that is a tad smarter.

yeah DJT seems destined to go to zero in the very near future, Trump doesn’t need it anymore now that he has his shitcoin and there’s no reason to keep it afloat when he can leverage elon/twitter

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I agree DJT probably fades away as Trump loses interest and insiders unwind their positions. My totally uninformed speculation is that there have been some conversations in important rooms that DJT should be part of the US-based group that acquired TikTok if the sale had been forced to go through but I don’t think that actually happens.

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https://x.com/NewsHour/status/1882103937450336309

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Thing is, a massive % of his net worth is tied up in DJT shares. He’d have to be completely clueless not to sell all or most of it while he can still get ~any amount above the zero they are actually worth.

doing that would send them to the shadow realm, though so tough spot to be in

(I was about to say that he would also need to report the intended sale before dumping the shares, plus he would instantly be sued into the dirt by every bagholder he created, but I lol’d to myself as I recalled who we r discussing)

And somehow it’s still Democrats’ fault.

https://x.com/JohnBasham/status/1313618926895542273

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https://x.com/AndrewHazlett/status/1882245576731042232

It’s creepy how they’re already appealing directly to Trump. Russians do the same with Putin.

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IMG_7241

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not really, it’s like less than 10% now, the shitcoin value is way, way bigger (but yes, he’s gonna start dumping it)

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Womp womp

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everyone let’s welcome the RUSSIANS to the leopards eat my face party

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also mitch mcconnell

gee mitch maybe there was something you could’ve done to prevent this

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