"I never thought they would eat MY face" A thread for Leopards and their victims

[gman42]

Yeah there will no doubt be some glorious schadenfreude stories over the next four years, but they won’t take the form of a super on-the-nose personal narrative by some rando with a username like /u/PMmeyourprolapsedanus or something.

[MattyLice]

I have high hopes Moscow Mitch dies of Polio at the hands of RFK Jr.

[Fatboy8]

Guess I have to change my Reddit user name now. Thanks

[BusinessGenius]

@TheHip41

All of them

All of the veterans are deplorables

• TheHip41, who can’t figure out why he keeps losing elections

@skydiver8

[monetary_expert]

@Melkerson

LOL 2%. Maybe like 0.02%. Even that might be generous.

“Just found out…”
“setting up a similar contracting business in El Salvador”
and the reason is not because they’re going to get deported, it is because “they will not continue doing job at our agreed price”.

Come on.

“wont even bother working 16 hour shifts” was the real giveaway

[Melkerson]

@monetary_expert

@Melkerson

LOL 2%. Maybe like 0.02%. Even that might be generous.

“Just found out…”
“setting up a similar contracting business in El Salvador”
and the reason is not because they’re going to get deported, it is because “they will not continue doing job at our agreed price”.

Come on.

“wont even bother working 16 hour shifts” was the real giveaway

yeah, that too

[skydiver8]

Bet.