"I never thought they would eat MY face" A thread for Leopards and their victims

Yeah there will no doubt be some glorious schadenfreude stories over the next four years, but they won’t take the form of a super on-the-nose personal narrative by some rando with a username like /u/PMmeyourprolapsedanus or something.

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I have high hopes Moscow Mitch dies of Polio at the hands of RFK Jr.

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Guess I have to change my Reddit user name now. Thanks

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All of the veterans are deplorables

  • TheHip41, who can’t figure out why he keeps losing elections

@skydiver8

“wont even bother working 16 hour shifts” was the real giveaway

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yeah, that too

Bet.

Looks like the conservatives on Reddit are fending off the leopards

https://www.reddit.com/r/Conservative/s/mC4jJkABws

I never thought they would eat MY ass, a thread for when tops get their salad tossed

Wait, tops don’t want that? Like ever?

Yes. Also people change roles. They are called switches.

I’m not sure what this has to do with the question I asked, which makes me wonder if you understood what I was asking. Maybe you did and I’m missing something.

Sounded like you were asking if tops bottom and vis a versa. If not, my bad.

No, that was not my question at all. I was aware of what you posted, but given my general lack of knowledge it is reasonable to assume that I did not.

Melky there’s definitely ppl who are real rigid about this stuff. Like don’t touch a top’s butt or even a bottom’s dick in some instances

But no it’s not universal or even majority

But gays can have even more rigid and nonsense ideas about what sex has to be or naturally is, than like a 1950s straight caricature

And the rest of us love to joke about it and pretend we believe it

And like top bottom “gender” roles lol

But a good top is the trophy wife really

See I just did it again but meta

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Our facetious absurdity is our survival mechanism

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There’s debate if this is a real person.

https://x.com/NickJFuentes/status/1872710931496730922

So much glorious racist infighting.

https://x.com/TanyaSid251846/status/1872729657038266371

That tracks. LOL at just figuring this out now.