Biden obviously did this on purpose to hurt them when Trump became president.
We need a thread for whales and their victims. The video is funny. It swallows and spits the guy out in 2 seconds.
âI never thought they would swallow MY bodyâ sobs man who kayaked in whale infested waters
Yeah, not sure if that one is real.
Only the purest shit goes straight into these veins.
fun fact, 27% of West Virginia governmentsâ revenue came from federal transfers
what that means is there are LOTS of soon to be leopards eating my face in WV
Indeed, animal spirits are as yet in short supply.
No theyâre not.
Just the dumbest fucking people on the planet.
Staci White said she voted for President Trump because she wanted lower prices and to stop fentanyl from coming into the U.S.
Now, with widespread federal layoffs and expected cuts, she worries her family will lose their house if her partner is laid off from his government-adjacent job. At the dialysis unit where she works, staff have started doing drills for what to do if Immigration and Customs Enforcement comes to deport their patients, some of whom are in the country illegally.
âWhen we said safer borders, I thought he was thinking âletâs stop the drugs from coming into the country,ââ she said. âI didnât know he was going to start raiding places.â She said she didnât believe he would actually follow through on some of the more hard-line policies he touted during the campaign.
âNow Iâm like: âDang, why didnât I just pick Kamala?ââ said the 49-year-old Omaha, Neb., resident, referring to the former vice president and last-minute Democratic nominee.
For some reason I thought of the scene in Battlestar Galactica where the President asks the doctor about taking âchamalla* extract,â a hallucinogenic drug that is supposed to have anti cancer properties. The doctor says, "Oh, youâre one of those!â
*pronounced with a k sound
I feel like this would be an interesting poll question.
Poll every single person who is on the Federal Government Payroll including Military, everything.
âDo you work for the Federal Government?â
I wouldnât be shocked if it was more than 20% No responses.
I almost asked âwho did you vote forâ at a grocery store that was ready to go on strike but I was in my âdonât engage, just say ânoââ mode and blew right past them.
I feel like every one of these stories is just wholesale made up.
I do not believe that 49-year-old Omaha, Nebraska resident Staci White said, âDang, why didnât I just pick Kamala?â.
I just refuse to believe for a second that anyone who mashed the Trump lever is somberly reflecting upon the consequences of their actions. They are far too busy southparkrandymarshjizzing on everything and practicing their nazi salute form in the mirror.
Yeah I wouldâve believed it if she called her Kamablaba.
Seriously, though, I tend to not believe the random Reddit ones but Iâd hope the WSJ actual found someone legit.
Zachary Levi (aka Shazam) is mad that some of the fed workers who are getting laid off voted for Trump. He compares the mass layoffs to cutting out a cancer where the Trump voters are the health tissue that happened to be removed along with the tumor. Hopes that Trump will find a way to help ease the transition (only for the people that supported him, of course).
I know people in rural Tennessee that didnât even vote in 2024 because they were tired of Trump. Not everyone has drank the koolade.
oh man I feel dumb help me with this one?
edit: got it the wire guy duh nice very nice
If the whole thing blew up in their faces and every single one of them was on their hands and knees begging for forgiveness for their awful mistake, that would be great.
But a few of them regretting their choices here and there is some pretty thin gruel imo.