"I never thought they would eat MY face" A thread for Leopards and their victims

All the money that the save by gutting USAID is going to end up going to farm subsidies.

One thing I have learned from a career in the retirement industry is that the mismanagement of retirement assets is very common. People like to live at the maximum consumer lifestyle they can get approved for and will tap into their 401(k)s at the slightest disruption.

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The number of people who select a car based on “what payment can I get approved for” is astonishing.

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When I bought my house for $209k I had been approved for $700k. The realtor thought I was insane. I almost had to force him to let me buy it.

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I sold cars for about 3 months when I got laid off from corporate job in 2001. They whip out the “four square” in training class and I’m all like lol, who buys a car like this? They looked at me like I had grown a horn in the middle of my forehead.’

Sure enough, in my time on the floor, I had maybe two customers that asked questions about the bottom squares. Everyone else? “How much down, how much a month?” Rich, poor, educated, didn’t matter.

What is the “four square”?

Down, monthly, interest, total I think

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Trade in too, they basically hide the out the door cost/interest rates etc

Not sure if interest is on there

yeah, down/monthly/trade in/total financed?? not sure about the last one.

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Not even a little bit surprising that a guy formerly making 140k is tapping into retirement funds at the drop of a hat. IIRC something like half of Americans making 100k+ are living paycheck to paycheck thanks to standard USA#1 consumption habits.

kansas leopards news, turns out there’s not a big market for sorghum without USAID and Food for Peace and some grain elevators have a bunch of it (it costs to maintain those crops in the elevators)

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in penny leopards news–turns out the blanks are all made in one county that was over 80% trump. Eliminating that would immediately put those penny makers all out of work.

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Now that’s what I’m talking about!

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Of-fucking-course George Will blames the libs.

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if Congress approves the move

lol pretending that’s a thing that still needs to happen.

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Just move those people to Egypt and Jordan.

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Is this from 2016? George Will is still alive?

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I thought George Will had disappeared into the ether, didn’t know he was still offering the world his useless takes.

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There was a reason I liked to defend norms.