I guess we need a Summer Olympics thread…?

I was worried Lyles had gassed himself out with that entrance a la Ultimate Warrior.

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Full speed he really looked to be 3rd

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TBF, Warrior rarely had to work more than 10 seconds either

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Photo finish pic might be AI. They need to look into this.

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Oh fuck, NINE fingers?

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Mama Lyles destroying her voice when the photo comes up.

chefs kiss

Feet don’t count for the photo finish right?

Nor head apparently. Both would have seemingly won it fairly easily for Thompson.

Pretty sure its any part of the body

Tirico just said it’s the torso.

What about the penis? In case that well endowed pole vaulter takes up running.

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Sounds like the modern pentathlon might be for you.

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It looks like that counts.

Penis is very clearly part of the pelvis.

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I find it hard to care about anything other than women’s gymnastics and swimming.

They changed the schedule at the European championships and some of the cup meets but world championships and olympic schedules are pretty fixed.

https://x.com/roywoodjr/status/1820229990119514617?t=tty6_lBzxyymDB4nr6E3EA&s=19

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If Thompson had a pimple he would’ve won!

The deplorables on my feed are now saying there is a second “man” in the women’s boxing

hq720

WE STILL DON’T KNOW WHO THE THIRD MAN IS

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There was a second man on the grassy knoll!