GOP insanity containment thread 3: more human than strom thurman

He almost certainly gets Botox injections at the very least

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Is that the same person? She really went in to the plastic surgeon and said “give me the Kimberly Guilfoyle”.

Or the Lara Trump
Or the Ivanka Trump

Trumpkins have a standard that women are expected to look like. Women with hair shorter than shoulder length has been a plaint in those circles.

Finally, someone asks the question. And it’s Newsnation?

https://twitter.com/EVargasTV/status/1787704688437063764?t=e_J6yz6h9oDIUBH27WdacA&s=19

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lol wtf that was great!

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So newsnation is the former WGN America. Looks like it’s hired a fair share of toads (Sean Spicer, Mick Mulvany anyone?)

Wikipedia says it’s big into UFOs

Home to former big network starts such as Cuomo and Vargas.

So it must be known that it’s open season on Noem. She keeps trying to get friendly interviews and keeps getting got. Though we could also say she’s got herself.

She’s a few weeks away from Kari Lake status.

Soon Trump will be “I don’t know her”

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Its a very weird station. It reminds me a lot of HLN from back in the day (which may have had ties to WGN America now that I think about it) or something like Nancy Grace.

When that murder of the college kids in Idaho happened, they covered it nearly nonstop for like 3 months straight. It was really weird. They seem to focus primarily on sensationalism 1st and news second

NewsNation also does reporting on AI.

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Can’t even get a pass on Fox go on Fox without being hounded.

https://x.com/atrupar/status/1787859191123558715

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Hey have any of your heard that Kristi has been dealing with world policy for 30 years? 30 years! I’m not sure if she’s mentioned that yet, but 30 years.

We need the other Christie to pop up with an “here she goes again with the 30 years bit, shes a robot with preprogrammed responses” audio clip.

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Enough of this “Kristi Noem doesn’t know what she’s doing”. She knows exactly what she’s doing.

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Dollar-store Sarah Palin.
(Not that Palin wasn’t also dollar-store Sarah Palin.)

Kristi Noem is the Sarah Palin that’s sold off of a folding table by the side of the highway

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“Im afraid we’re out of time”

“Well of course we are”

Hahahahahahah

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Nice

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https://x.com/WileyNickel/status/1787863920373362994

Did they not scrub all the Cricket references?

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I think they were just removing the fake-meeting with Kim Jong Un.

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The dog murderer content might be going away.

https://x.com/Acyn/status/1788253553082962396

This was my favorite.

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Who knew confessing to dog murder could lead to career suicide?

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