GOP Insanity Containment: Beets, Gazpacho, and Lube

And he was removed from twitter. He wouldn’t even need to be president for this to happen.

I think removing him from twitter has risk of setting a dangerous precedent with these techbros exercising extreme power, but overall it is a huge win for this country.

Speaking of Garrison:

I chuckled at Jesus.

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I was just looking at that myself :smile:

Hes like “nay” guy from the Simpsons union episode.

“Who keeps saying that?”

“It was him. Let’s get him boys”

ITS EPHEBOPHILIA

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Of all the millions of conservative self owns that happens, this is one of my favorites.

https://twitter.com/goldengateblond/status/1378383856944877577?s=19

You’re amazingly successful, but you didn’t make 75k.

You’re fiscally conservative, but you’re cashing that demon rat gumbermont check.

Ok.

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DustinCollins88 - good sign.

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Looks like he actually was born in 1988.

Solid year to be born in for Nazi cover.

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Thats an amazing outline for a “How it started, how its going” meme

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https://mobile.twitter.com/willwilkinson/status/1378377724339879943

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https://twitter.com/jonathanvswan/status/1378005545718800388?s=19

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Holy shit, is that real? Can you imagine listening to an entire audibook of this asshole slurring in your earhole for 10 hours?

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Having spent more time with John Boehner than anyone ever should, I can say that this is the least surprising thing I’ve ever heard. Both the boozy slurring and the ending outburst.

I have serious cognitive dissonance when it comes to our drunk pot-smoking former speaker of the house.

On one hand he’s the perfect example of slimy old boy GOP politician. I cannot stand his politics, never could.

On the other hand he got me into the AFA, always treated his service academy nominees really well, and was always willing to provide a letter of recommendation when asked.

I admit I’m kind of laughing at his new “no fucks” attitude.

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You’re Pony got a Boehner and bolted @simplicitus

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No all star game for South Carolina either!

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https://www.rawstory.com/amp/matt-gaetz-scandal-2651346798-2651346798?__twitter_impression=true

meh, this is “people are saying” stuff, give us the facts not the rumors

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meh, who am I kidding, give us the rumors too

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https://twitter.com/GovMikeHuckabee/status/1378351326120312836

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