GOP Insanity Containment: Beets, Gazpacho, and Lube

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The more I hear about this the weirder it is.

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1377752634862362627?s=19

https://twitter.com/jimsciutto/status/1377747362295209985?s=19

“Tucker, you remember the cash and the drugs? Right Tucker?”

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Lol if any of those pictures were underage girls, he’s fucked. That’s child pornography laws being broken.

Don’t @ me sweet summer child. This isn’t Trump. It’s Matt fucking Gaetz.

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Gaetz: “Check out my hot, teenage girlfriend”

Inhofe: “I’m 85 years old, Mr. Gaetz”

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https://twitter.com/itsjefftiedrich/status/1377781942272323592?s=21

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Yikes. There are literal receipts, he used cash apps to pay, taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy.

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1377802778538504193?s=21

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https://twitter.com/PatriciaMazzei/status/1377798913885925377

Tempted to text a friend to ask if Tucker is going on vacation.

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when does yeah and so what start

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Welp.

https://twitter.com/ktbenner/status/1377798303509843970?s=21

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Like two days ago.

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Seems likely that Gaetz brought a prostitute to his double date with Tucker. Maybe that’s why Tucker doesn’t want to admit to remembering her or the evening.

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JFC these people are so stupid.

If you’re going to pay people for sex, at least use the high end prostitutes that know how shit works and have some discretion. Don’t browse the fucking craigslist personals with your scum bag buddy and then do drugs with them too.

ETA. while this guy was paying for sex, AOC was raising money for a disaster that wasn’t even in her state.

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“That was the weirdest interview I’ve ever done.”

Tuck done gave himself up with that line.

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Maybe I’m giving him too much credit, but I assume Tucker at least pays cash.

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Your mask slips so often that I wonder why you bother leaving the house with it anymore.

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What are you talking about? Not sure how that innocuous post could have violated your ideological purity tests.

lmao @ gaetzgate

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