GOP Insanity Containment: Beets, Gazpacho, and Lube

I’ve said it before, but the last laugh is always on me because I will always read a Ben Shapiro quote in Ben Shapiro voice in my own head. The fact that I’ve internalized Ben Shapiro voice to that degree means he’s winning.

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https://twitter.com/davenewworld_2/status/1377036224582590467?s=20

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I mean I’m reserving judgement because this story just seems insane and I don’t trust the NYT or DOJ by default, but I laughed. But this needs to be resolved with a charge, prosecution and verdict or I won’t ultimately believe anything.

NYT/DOJ are Honest Abe compared to Gaetzgate.

The fact he came out with possibly retiring and working for newsmax 7 hours before the story dropped all but confirms it for me.

Plus his whole ridiculous reaction

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Maybe. No harm in waiting for actual charges though.

apparently he teased retirement into media every year, like he always knew it was coming?

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How will Matty G. ever get out of this?!?!

I wonder how often politicians quote dissenting opinions in court cases acting like they are the opposite.

If you haven’t heard Ben Shapiro talk about WAP, you have not lived life during the pandemic.

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Ok but I thought not living life was living life during the pandemic.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/kaichoyce/status/1377321691257303043

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https://mobile.twitter.com/bluestein/status/1377456121582063619

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Everyone knows infrastructure = more places to drive your car. And walls around rich neighborhoods.

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FYI they adjourned without passing but this seems like a dangerous game for legislatures.

Shows an ignorance of the real order of things in this country. Perhaps Trump made a lot of them delusional about who runs things.

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It’s because she allegedly lives in another state and he paid for her transportation to and from Florida.

Technically trafficking across state lines for the purposes of a sexual relationship

Lol. This dumb motherfucker fell for the “No, no, this has nothing to do with you Mr. Gaetz, we are investigating somebody else. Now tell us everything about the relationship you had with the underage girl so we can help send this criminal immigrant away forever.”

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Uh oh, Tucker has turned. This dude is toast

https://twitter.com/SantaInc/status/1377430168826880001?s=20

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They could probably convict 10% of the population on this charge