Someone tried to give me water during my hour wait for the Minions ride at Universal and they were dragged out of the park and tossed in the clink.
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Is Ben even tall enough for the rides at Disney?
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This Greenberg guy is helping me appreciate Trump’s feral intelligence. Greenberg apparently couldn’t take a pee without criming.
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Wouldn’t surprise me given how much they make on concession stand prices.
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What I don’t understand is this
You know you like to bang kids
Why don’t you get professional help or commit suicide?
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Uh, because consequences are for ordinary people. Acquire more power to escape them.
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sounds like the next GOP speaker of the house
I really don’t understand the alleged “extortion” plot. Gaetz would get his legal peril lessened if he allegedly somehow managed to get a guy who’s already presumed dead, released from Iran? By negotiating with (bribing) Iran? I’m lost. Sorry.
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Why does this dude have to talk so fast like is it all just an attempt to look super smart? Who talks like that ? It’s completely ridiculous. He’s basically an Eminem impression with zero talent or artistic ability.
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Haha I actually know this dude irl. I worked for his dad like 15 years ago and he used to work around the office part time doing this or that while he tried to figure out what to do with his life post-college (he was a god-awful local honk sports talk doofus nobody listened to before falling ass-backwards into the county tax collector’s job). He was just a colossal fuckup and literally nobody liked him. He’s like the only male from his whole family who isn’t a dentist and as such was a huge disappointment even before he became a national embarrassment.
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I heard his doctor wife really likes to ride Splash Mountain at Disneyland because it’s one of the very few times she gets wet.
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Lol his voice is basically exactly the same as the whistle sound from the beginning of Highway 61 Revisited
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I was going to ask if he really talks like that but my question has been answered, thanks.
lmao pipes are infrastructure, you moron
(Noem, not you, kre8ive)
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