GOP Insanity Containment: Beets, Gazpacho, and Lube

Zero chance of this his dad is a super scumbag.

Here is what I could put together… Seems like to me the story is that his colleague the Florida solicitor Greenberg was caught in a sex trafficking sting, turned informant and fingered Gaetz. DOJ started an investigation quietly late last year. Someone shady found out about it and decided to use their knowledge of an active investigation to try to extort Gaetz dad. They went to the FBI to avoid being extorted.

Gaetz just blew it all up because he doesn’t care about the investigation or the extortion, he only cares about public perception and he wants to spin this so he’s the victim of the deep state. Poisons the well so even if they get enough to charge him it poisons a potential future jury and protects him from a primary in the meantime.

Was delightful seeing Tucker push him away on live TV last night. “I don’t remember this”, “that was weird”, etc.

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Pay Wall is tilting

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Cliffs: Lots of Republican members and staff think he’s an asswipe and are enjoying some scadenfreude.

LOL here’s your REASONABLE REPUBLICAN going all in for Jim Crow.

https://twitter.com/repmeijer/status/1377253270113116161?s=21

Get the fuck out of here you low rent Ben Sasse loser.

Gaetz is of course a failson whose dad sold a healthcare company that was later found guilty of rampant Medicare fraud (if that sounds familiar it’s because the states senior senator did the same exact thing) for $500 million.

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Junior? Or did Rubio do this shit too?

I meant he’s literally older.

https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1377232174982823941

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Rick Scott. He was also reelected after. LOL Florida.

Lol stuff like that sucks. When NJ passed Megan’s Law, we found out I shared the same name as a convicted child molester in my town. Only saving grace for me is that I was like 13 at the time and the other dude was like 65.

https://twitter.com/jim_sidewalk/status/1377075369098928129?s=19

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simplicitus has a major pony problem

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If Gaetz goes to prison his stepson will be left an empty Nestor

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But was it now?

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https://twitter.com/mattgaetz/status/897946853437833217

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That’s some Jared-level shit.

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Ewwwwwwwwww

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beavis butthead

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There’s another one with like nine girls and one boy. And it looks like the boy had just come over from another table because he saw the picture being taken.

Thats what it was like for my high school teacher who was outed as having sex with a couple of the girls. Only ever surrounded by girls on the breaks etc.