GOP Insanity Containment: Beets, Gazpacho, and Lube

#cancelringo

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https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1377061068825096196?s=21

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It’s real!!

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I hate to say it but this fbi nonsense is just brilliant from a gop insanity perspective. It guarantees he won’t he held accountable. It is just perfect qanon flibbity flabbity.

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I’m sure the imaginary FBI agents who are investigating this fantasy extortion are incredibly happy that Matt Gaetz tweeted out the details of the investigation, including that his father was wearing a wire.

It’s so ridiculously laughable, i just don’t even know what to say

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Nah, it’s one thing if it’s a guy like Trump. Matt fucking Gaitz is a loser nobody that they will have no problem throwing the book at him to make an example of him.

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https://twitter.com/JakeLobin/status/1377063300924645376

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What about that ill-fitting suit and horrible sweater-tie combo he wore when he went to Wyoming to hate on Liz Cheney? Admittedly it looked the uniform of a child trafficker, but how could today’s GOP not rally to his defense? The man wore a goddam gas mask on the House floor to mock COVID!

Damn Pony!

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Good one.

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Reminding the tv hosts of the skeletons in their own closets is bound to make Gaetz a popular guest while this story is hot.

They should get JJ on asap to see if he has anything he wants to say about why his friends are always getting caught up in these things.

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You hate to see it…

Holy shit what if it’s real except…his dad double crossed him and was actually working with the FBI to bust Gaetz (presumably to get off some lesser charge)? Seems unlikely but even the slight chance gives me a delightful little tingle.

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https://twitter.com/MotherJones/status/1377074974779969538

“antithetical to the values of Northwest Florida” totally worth the price of admission.

JFC those guys act like there were 100 Steve Scalise shootings and zero right-wing nutjob shootings - instead of the reality of the other way around. And I swear the dumber ones even believe it. So fucking annoying.

RIP Daddy G

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That was just a fun tune til now. I had no idea.

G Gordon Liddy, c’mon down!

https://twitter.com/TonChryso/status/1377030287897550849?s=19

https://mobile.twitter.com/TVietor08/status/1377068675304280064

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