GOP Insanity Containment: Beets, Gazpacho, and Lube

Something tells me his sexual exploits were probably not heinous enough to keep a judge from releasing them.

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March delivers.

G.Gordon Liddy (1930-2021) of Watergate infamy, though certainly was not a big media figure recently. Still, 20-30 years ago he was just a tier below Limbaugh for outspoken conservative blowhards and had a national radio show for a spell.

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https://twitter.com/jkbjournalist/status/1377023092908814336?s=21

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https://twitter.com/itsjefftiedrich/status/1377044408336588802?s=21

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https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1377045100803538949

Good enough imo.

Google tells me age of consent is 18 in Florida, but 16 or 17 is ok as long as the older party is 23 or younger (known as, I kid you not, “the Romeo and Juliet” provision).

Also, even if it were legal in Florida, you can always run into issues if you start bringing minors across state lines for sexual purposes. Flying your 17 year old girlfriend out to visit you on a trip might just seem like a fun vacation, but federal authorities might see it differently. [And that’s even assuming one of the more “innocent” versions of conduct that could violate a federal statute].

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Actually, it’s not. Age of consent in FL is 18.

I wonder if Gaetz was dumb enough to have her cross state lines and commit multiple felonies.

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(not intended to be a factual statement)

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Gaetz gonna get Chuck Berry’d.

Yeah, the reference to plane tickets in the tweets Riverman posted could be bad.

Did we ever figure out the situation with his mystery son?

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I hate these times. Can someone confirm if that fbi sting shit is real or some punk’d shit.

I don’t got Gaetz on Chuck Berry soundtracks. I got 'em on this:

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LOL

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1377058722942496769?s=21

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It’s not how investigations work

“Hey Matt? It’s your cousin, Marvin. Marvin Gaetz? You know that underage girl you’ve been looking for? Well listen to this!”

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I’ll raise.

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Is he going to go with the story that she was his girlfriend, no money was exchanged, and they never had sex in Florida, only in states where she is above the age of consent?