GOP Insanity Containment: Beets, Gazpacho, and Lube

https://twitter.com/DanaSchwartzzz/status/1377027353763840002?s=20

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That’s actually a pretty smart cover. Then when the doj/FBI say that didn’t happen he can claim it’s a Biden FBI cover up with even more credibility with the derposphere

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Today I learned it’s not legal to have sex with 17 year olds in Florida. Huh.

https://mobile.twitter.com/mattgaetz/status/1055166910432710657

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https://mobile.twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1377024761499385856

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https://mobile.twitter.com/mattgaetz/status/1375094924882874375

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Ol’ Matty is the real victim here, obviously.

CONGRESSIONAL HARRASSMENT!!!

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https://mobile.twitter.com/EvilBachus/status/1377023873548496905

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That’s…real?

Its real if you feel like it should be real! Welcome to politics in the 2020s!

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“I even paid for their middle school tuition!” - Matt Gaetz

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I watched the American Experience on McCarthy last night. He was the prototype for most of the Republicans these days - the big lie, utterly shameless, went after homosexuals in govt while very likely having a weird thing with Roy Cohn, who had a very weird thing with another guy who got drafted. Cohn demanding special treatment from the army for his special friend ended up being the thing that wrecked McCarthy.

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A lot of people don’t know this, but it’s actually called ephebophilia.

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You better tell us how you learned that because that could go either way.

Holy shit Matt Gaetz is in a sex scandal??

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Oh I’m not awake. This is for fucking sure a simulation.

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without looking, I’m guessing this is legal in Florida, because of course it would be.

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OK, but why isn’t the media covering Biden’s scandals?

https://twitter.com/katebennett_dc/status/1376987517761773574?s=21

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