GOP Insanity Containment: Beets, Gazpacho, and Lube

https://twitter.com/ktbenner/status/1377014158147919879?s=21

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In a real world, Newsmax would not even consider for a moment hiring this dude now that this information has been revealed. He’s probably safer in Congress.

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Saw that coming a mile away when he randomly jumped to defend Katie Hill. Also,

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There’s only a few hundred of these assholes. How can they be so constantly in trouble?

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These two stories can’t possibly be related: https://www.nytimes.com/2021/03/30/us/politics/matt-gaetz-sex-trafficking-investigation.html?referringSource=articleShare

So did we ever find out what was up with Matt Gaetz’s very younger adopted brother or whatever he called him?

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https://mobile.twitter.com/MattGertz/status/1377014693496287234

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https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1377016995665870849?s=21

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Adopted son. Apparently Nestor is now a college freshman, and Gaetz let him go to Spring Break, so he’s got that going for him.

Truly amazed this didn’t leak earlier. DOJ lawyers are steel fucking traps.

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Burnishing up that resume for Newsmax

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In before Gaetz is re-elected.

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What are your thoughts on the reported dalliance with the 17 y/o?

He should be in jail. He won’t be.

Watch out @clovis8 !

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https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1377020648980107264

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https://twitter.com/mattgaetz/status/1161062269641474049

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If he’s being charged with trafficking, then this wasn’t him just banging a random 17 y.o., which is not illegal in the majority of US states.

https://twitter.com/jonathanvswan/status/1377025437386342409?s=21

https://twitter.com/kevinmkruse/status/1377030807194308609?s=21

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https://mobile.twitter.com/DukeStJournal/status/1377031293993693185

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