Wow, Beavis realized that us rep in florida is the absolute top end of his range, that’s a first for anyone from the GOP.
Eh, being a Newsmax personality probably increases his Presidency EV versus staying in Congress and adding to his voting record.
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Corporate communism is basically Trump’s jeremiad against Big Tech
such a fucking punk ass tease. newsmax is a thousand times worse of a grifting opportunity than a us rep, and he must be planning doing a show for a couple of years and then running for senate or governor. it’s probably priced in that florida is getting a new governor in ‘24.
After president de santis I presume
Dude has like 10 DUI’s. Even he’s not that delusional about being in a real political race.
I’m pretty sure batshit political commentator is the ideal end game for Gaetz. As a representative he has to at least pretend to do real work. Now he can make millions ranting into a TV camera for a few hours a week. If Newsmax picks up (I have my doubts) he could end up as the next Hannity or Tucker.
I never trust someone who wears a black dress shirt unless it is part of a specific uniform.
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Made this joke irl at lunch and it bombed hard
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Only 19x a day. Let’s not forget that Rush is still dead.
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After Adelson in January and Rush in February, I was kinda hoping we would get a big name every month. Only got about a day and a half left.
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Wow LilNasX got super annoying very quickly.
What is annoying about giving Satan a lapdance and then usurping Satan by breaking his neck to trigger the conservatives?
The part where he whines afterward when the God Squad goes after him.
I think he’s trolling them and it’s hilarious. Maybe I’m not paying enough attention or you’re paying too much. Either way 
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Yeah I think less complaining and more trolling. He did tell Kaitlyn Bennet he was going to fuck her dad which was a nice touch
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interesting timing, congressman.
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