Someone on Twitter had an idea to go sell waters/snacks to people in long voting lines for a penny. And bring pennies to “loan” those who don’t have any on them.
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Gonna need a commercial vending license for that. And maybe a bank charter…
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That’s where you’re wrong: you forgot about the distinguished South Park voter. There’s a kinship between them and Victor that cannot be denigrated.
BruceZ might be a Republican. But among those passing such a test, he and other R’s would be outnumbered at least 9:1
Ehh, I don’t blame the cop if he pulled her over for something minor. You can cause a lot of grief and piss your boss off over a speeding ticket or whatever. Just not worth it.
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https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1375537987774259204?s=20
Just some average Joes out for a scenic boat ride making sure we aren’t treating asylum seekers with humane conditions.
Ted put on a quarantine 17
It’s pretty astonishing that someone can become one of the most powerful people in the country while being genuinely liked by pretty close to, and possibly exactly, zero other human beings.
c’mon man. It was right there for you.
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It’s some stupid Texas Republican tradition that they swoop in on armored platoon boats with like M249s mounted on them. Perry did it back in the day
Republicans LOOOOVE getting to cosplay as tough guys. Like Trump in the Truck or with the bikers, these idiots in their machine gun boats, or your everyday garden variety deplorable who shows up to protests decked out in a few thousand dollars worth of tactical gear. It must make them feel like real men or something, but it just makes me laugh at them for being so pathetic.
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https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/1375584214792421376
https://twitter.com/4everNeverTrump/status/1375593301487673344
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I’m pretty sure Ted Cruz gets drunk every night and brags to his wife about how he is a top notch grifter. The mullet merch wasn’t the first sign but it was the definitive sign that he is in it for the love of the game.
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